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33 [M4F] Spain/Europe - Through the mud comes the lotus flower.

2020.10.25 18:06 Fargle_Bargle 33 [M4F] Spain/Europe - Through the mud comes the lotus flower.

Hey there weirdos and malcontents,
So for the past several years my work has had me living and working in developing countries and a few frozen conflict zones. I love my job and feel passionately about it but to put it mildly, the dating scene thereabouts is not exactly ideal. So I’ve been largely out of the dating game for an extended period of time. But here I am, back living in western Europe for the first time in quite awhile, so I’m looking to take advantage of that by ...posting random personal ads on Reddit. Why do I feel like I’m doing this wrong?
I’m fairly content with the single life to be honest, it suits me just fine. I have my work, friends, hobbies, books, a few pen-pals, and a ficus. But nothing really beats a nice, healthy, supportive partnership. I feel like I have a lot to offer as a partner and I’m willing to prioritise that at this point in my life. So here I am.
Interested? No? Well read on anyway, there’s a pandemic on and it’s not like you’ve got anything better to do.

A Little About Me:

I have to be fairly outgoing for my job but I’m definitely an introvert, occasionally bordering on endearingly cantankerous. INFJ if you believe in that sort of thing. (I think it describes me well.)
I’m not Spanish, I’ve just recently moved to Spain for a new work project. (My Spanish is actually rather bad!) I’m mixed nationality (American parent + European parent) but English was the main language of my household growing up.
I work in the humanitarian field on projects primarily relating to human rights and public health. I care about human rights deeply and I have a personal interest in human trafficking and missing persons advocacy. Pre-coronavirus I was working on a short term project in Mongolia and ended up getting stuck there when they closed the border, which was quite the adventure… Before that I spent around three years in a few post-Soviet countries. (Да, я немного говорю по-русски и українською мовами.) Now I’m living just outside Madrid working for an NGO, teaching a course, and trying to not get coronavirus.

Hobbies & Stuff:

This is hard because I have way too many interests and never enough time. It’s legitimately frustrating. Anyway, while my work takes me to all sorts of interesting, and occasionally dangerous, places. I make up for this excitement by essentially having the hobbies of your 85 year old grandpa. I like reading, history, documentaries, writing (fiction and non), exploring, the outdoors, long bike trips. I have an odd collection of so bad-they’re-good-films and enjoy thoughtful and interesting cinema, especially indie genre stuff. I legitimately enjoy watching antiques roadshow. Not even kidding, I love it. I’m not quite ready for argyle socks and those cataract sunglasses that wrap all the way around, but I’m getting there soon.
How do you feel about listening to NPR, Radio 4, In Our Time, History Today, or your favourite true crime podcast in the car on a drive or when we’re preparing dinner on Sunday? That would be fun.
Yo, you wanna find a park, field, or beach, throw down a blanket and have us alternate reading short stories to each other and then discuss them in between make out sessions? Giiirl, you’re talking dirty to me now.

Appearance:

Black hair, mediterranean features, 175cm, decent shape, dreamy brown eyes. (Soooo dreamy though.) Let’s swap pictures in private messages because I don’t want to post my face publicly (gasp!) on the internet, lest someone use some devilish means to steal my soul. I look like this from behind though. Yes, I can often be found in such situations, poking around abandoned buildings.
I keep in shape, not because I’m a gym bro or someone who enjoys running and working out (oh heavens no), but because I just love food so much. It’s a trade off because croquetas are addicting and I love deserts.

What I’m looking for:

A professional, educated, intelligent person somewhere in Europe or reasonably close to it - that’s about it. A personal connection and chemistry is the most important thing. Having some things in common would be swell but honestly, it isn’t really all that crucial. We could be total opposites in every way - but if there’s a spark there, let’s pursue it. I love sharing things that I’m passionate about, along with introducing stuff that would be new for you. I’d also love to hear and learn all about your interests and hobbies. It’s like my favorite thing! I just hope that you be passionate about something. (Preferably many things!) Unless you’re really into MURDER or something. Don’t be passionate about committing murder, please.
Still not convinced?! I’ve compiled this handy pros and cons list for your consideration, dear reader (“Oh god, he made a list...” She says.)

Pros & Cons of Me:

Pros:

1. Good with animals! Animals love me for whatever reason. Is it because I’m so rad? Possibly. Only the creatures of the forest can know. I’m currently pet free due to the whole frequent travel thing but dogs, cats, and horses seem to enjoy my company and I enjoy theirs.
If you’ve spent any time in certain Eastern European or Balkan countries you’ll be well aware that packs of stray dogs roaming around are an issue. On several occasions packs have decided to follow me, some looking aggressive and some not, but a few times the situation has just ended with us relaxing together.
2. Good with kids! Kids in many ways are like animals. They’re wild with few inhibitions, you can tell their emotional state from their faces, and they smell bad a lot of the time. I like them anyway. I can babysit your nieces and nephews while you go on that ladies only spelunking trip with your family!
While we’re on the subject of children... I’m probably not the right person for someone who is 100% set on that child-free life. (“Woa woa, slow the fuck down there Speed Racer. We’ve only just met!” She says, slightly repulsed. “Yeah yeah, I know. But look, I’m past 30 now so this is the info you gotta go fishing for early on.”) I understand and respect the child free movement, but I’m pretty sure I want a kid at some point down the line. I’ve been thinking about adoption, something I have been considering doing even if I’m still living that single life in a few years.
3. Pretty handy. On the one hand: screw gender roles. But on the other: I could probably fix your sink or repair that loose floorboard.
4. After much work/travel induced practice, I can successfully order pizza in several distinct languages and dialects. A truly valuable skill to have in a life partner. Curious which ones? WELL YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO MESSAGE ME TO FIND OUT THERE, COWGIRL.
5. I’m a very tidy and organised person. Fastidiously so.
6. Oh man I have seen some shit. I’ve been through a lot; held at gun point by two different militias on two different occasions, seen my fair amount of awful suffering and death. I have my ups and downs like everyone else but through it all I think I manage to be fairly well adjusted, with a decently positive outlook. I think that’s a good sign! ...All that stuff probably won’t manifest in the form of a psychosis in ten years...right? Right?!
7. I floss daily. Don’t get too excited there ladies!

Cons:

1. Slightly allergic to cats. If you have twenty seven long haired Persian cats, I’m probably not the guy for you. For a reasonable number of cats, let’s say a baker’s dozen or fewer, I can just take an allergy pill and be fine.
2. I’m pretty private person. It takes me a while to open up to new people, especially with feelings or things that may be bothering me. I’m working on it though because communication is important.
3. I have no social media presence. I consider this a good thing, however, many others do not. I won’t be able to like your Instagrams I guess. : ( I can upvote your reddit shitposts though!
4. No getting around this one: I’m kind of an irritating know it all. I think this began when I was a kid and used to read Encyclopaedia Brittanica for fun. I’m full of knowledge on many subjects, especially the useless ones. But you can take lots of joy in making fun of me when I’m wrong about something!

So now what?

Well, if you managed to make it to the end of this rambling nonsense, dear reader, you have earned my sincere admiration. Thanks for reading. If you’re curious enough to respond or just slightly repulsed enough to be curious - go for it. (But if you’re not, no worries at all. I wish you the best.)
Long form writing is how I best express myself. So it might be nice and different to exchange e-mails on the off chance someone else might also find that preferable. I will readily admit this is rather antiquated and weird (much like me) and I fully realise many modern people don’t have time to sit down and type out a message to a potential gentleman caller like it’s 1904. I get it, so we can also do messaging, voice memos, zoom, anything. Whatever works for you, I’ll give it a go. Just for you dear reader, just for you.
I won’t send you dick pics, I promise. But there is a non-0% chance that I will send you some dik-dik pics instead because who wouldn’t want to wake up to see one of those in their messages on a Tuesday morning?!
If we hit it off and there’s some mutual chemistry and we’re both comfortable with it, I’d like to meet up. (Hence me looking for people in and around Europe.) Global pandemic permitting, of course. Online friendships are great but I’m hoping to steer this into a relationship direction, hopefully.
Well, that’s all.
Stay safe and sane out there,
M.
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2020.10.25 18:02 Fargle_Bargle 33 [M4F] Spain/Europe - Through the mud comes the lotus flower.

Hey there weirdos and malcontents,
So for the past several years my work has had me living and working in developing countries and a few frozen conflict zones. I love my job and feel passionately about it but to put it mildly, the dating scene thereabouts is not exactly ideal. So I’ve been largely out of the dating game for an extended period of time. But here I am, back living in western Europe for the first time in quite awhile, so I’m looking to take advantage of that by ...posting random personal ads on Reddit. Why do I feel like I’m doing this wrong?
I’m fairly content with the single life to be honest, it suits me just fine. I have my work, friends, hobbies, books, a few pen-pals, and a ficus. But nothing really beats a nice, healthy, supportive partnership. I feel like I have a lot to offer as a partner and I’m willing to prioritise that at this point in my life. So here I am.
Interested? No? Well read on anyway, there’s a pandemic on and it’s not like you’ve got anything better to do.

A Little About Me:

I have to be fairly outgoing for my job but I’m definitely an introvert, occasionally bordering on endearingly cantankerous. INFJ if you believe in that sort of thing. (I think it describes me well.)
I’m not Spanish, I’ve just recently moved to Spain for a new work project. (My Spanish is actually rather bad!) I’m mixed nationality (American parent + European parent) but English was the main language of my household growing up.
I work in the humanitarian field on projects primarily relating to human rights and public health. I care about human rights deeply and I have a personal interest in human trafficking and missing persons advocacy. Pre-coronavirus I was working on a short term project in Mongolia and ended up getting stuck there when they closed the border, which was quite the adventure… Before that I spent around three years in a few post-Soviet countries. (Да, я немного говорю по-русски и українською мовами.) Now I’m living just outside Madrid working for an NGO, teaching a course, and trying to not get coronavirus.

Hobbies & Stuff:

This is hard because I have way too many interests and never enough time. It’s legitimately frustrating. Anyway, while my work takes me to all sorts of interesting, and occasionally dangerous, places. I make up for this excitement by essentially having the hobbies of your 85 year old grandpa. I like reading, history, documentaries, writing (fiction and non), exploring, the outdoors, long bike trips. I have an odd collection of so bad-they’re-good-films and enjoy thoughtful and interesting cinema, especially indie genre stuff. I legitimately enjoy watching antiques roadshow. Not even kidding, I love it. I’m not quite ready for argyle socks and those cataract sunglasses that wrap all the way around, but I’m getting there soon.
How do you feel about listening to NPR, Radio 4, In Our Time, History Today, or your favourite true crime podcast in the car on a drive or when we’re preparing dinner on Sunday? That would be fun.
Yo, you wanna find a park, field, or beach, throw down a blanket and have us alternate reading short stories to each other and then discuss them in between make out sessions? Giiirl, you’re talking dirty to me now.

Appearance:

Black hair, mediterranean features, 175cm, decent shape, dreamy brown eyes. (Soooo dreamy though.) Let’s swap pictures in private messages because I don’t want to post my face publicly (gasp!) on the internet, lest someone use some devilish means to steal my soul. I look like this from behind though. Yes, I can often be found in such situations, poking around abandoned buildings.
I keep in shape, not because I’m a gym bro or someone who enjoys running and working out (oh heavens no), but because I just love food so much. It’s a trade off because croquetas are addicting and I love deserts.

What I’m looking for:

A professional, educated, intelligent person somewhere in Europe or reasonably close to it - that’s about it. A personal connection and chemistry is the most important thing. Having some things in common would be swell but honestly, it isn’t really all that crucial. We could be total opposites in every way - but if there’s a spark there, let’s pursue it. I love sharing things that I’m passionate about, along with introducing stuff that would be new for you. I’d also love to hear and learn all about your interests and hobbies. It’s like my favorite thing! I just hope that you be passionate about something. (Preferably many things!) Unless you’re really into MURDER or something. Don’t be passionate about committing murder, please.
Still not convinced?! I’ve compiled this handy pros and cons list for your consideration, dear reader (“Oh god, he made a list...” She says.)

Pros & Cons of Me:

Pros:

1. Good with animals! Animals love me for whatever reason. Is it because I’m so rad? Possibly. Only the creatures of the forest can know. I’m currently pet free due to the whole frequent travel thing but dogs, cats, and horses seem to enjoy my company and I enjoy theirs.
If you’ve spent any time in certain Eastern European or Balkan countries you’ll be well aware that packs of stray dogs roaming around are an issue. On several occasions packs have decided to follow me, some looking aggressive and some not, but a few times the situation has just ended with us relaxing together.
2. Good with kids! Kids in many ways are like animals. They’re wild with few inhibitions, you can tell their emotional state from their faces, and they smell bad a lot of the time. I like them anyway. I can babysit your nieces and nephews while you go on that ladies only spelunking trip with your family!
While we’re on the subject of children... I’m probably not the right person for someone who is 100% set on that child-free life. (“Woa woa, slow the fuck down there Speed Racer. We’ve only just met!” She says, slightly repulsed. “Yeah yeah, I know. But look, I’m past 30 now so this is the info you gotta go fishing for early on.”) I understand and respect the child free movement, but I’m pretty sure I want a kid at some point down the line. I’ve been thinking about adoption, something I have been considering doing even if I’m still living that single life in a few years.
3. Pretty handy. On the one hand: screw gender roles. But on the other: I could probably fix your sink or repair that loose floorboard.
4. After much work/travel induced practice, I can successfully order pizza in several distinct languages and dialects. A truly valuable skill to have in a life partner. Curious which ones? WELL YOU’LL JUST HAVE TO MESSAGE ME TO FIND OUT THERE, COWGIRL.
5. I’m a very tidy and organised person. Fastidiously so.
6. Oh man I have seen some shit. I’ve been through a lot; held at gun point by two different militias on two different occasions, seen my fair amount of awful suffering and death. I have my ups and downs like everyone else but through it all I think I manage to be fairly well adjusted, with a decently positive outlook. I think that’s a good sign! ...All that stuff probably won’t manifest in the form of a psychosis in ten years...right? Right?!
7. I floss daily. Don’t get too excited there ladies!

Cons:

1. Slightly allergic to cats. If you have twenty seven long haired Persian cats, I’m probably not the guy for you. For a reasonable number of cats, let’s say a baker’s dozen or fewer, I can just take an allergy pill and be fine.
2. I’m pretty private person. It takes me a while to open up to new people, especially with feelings or things that may be bothering me. I’m working on it though because communication is important.
3. I have no social media presence. I consider this a good thing, however, many others do not. I won’t be able to like your Instagrams I guess. : ( I can upvote your reddit shitposts though!
4. No getting around this one: I’m kind of an irritating know it all. I think this began when I was a kid and used to read Encyclopaedia Brittanica for fun. I’m full of knowledge on many subjects, especially the useless ones. But you can take lots of joy in making fun of me when I’m wrong about something!

So now what?

Well, if you managed to make it to the end of this rambling nonsense, dear reader, you have earned my sincere admiration. Thanks for reading. If you’re curious enough to respond or just slightly repulsed enough to be curious - go for it. (But if you’re not, no worries at all. I wish you the best.)
Long form writing is how I best express myself. So it might be nice and different to exchange e-mails on the off chance someone else might also find that preferable. I will readily admit this is rather antiquated and weird (much like me) and I fully realise many modern people don’t have time to sit down and type out a message to a potential gentleman caller like it’s 1904. I get it, so we can also do messaging, voice memos, zoom, anything. Whatever works for you, I’ll give it a go. Just for you dear reader, just for you.
I won’t send you dick pics, I promise. But there is a non-0% chance that I will send you some dik-dik pics instead because who wouldn’t want to wake up to see one of those in their messages on a Tuesday morning?!
If we hit it off and there’s some mutual chemistry and we’re both comfortable with it, I’d like to meet up. (Hence me looking for people in and around Europe.) Global pandemic permitting, of course. Online friendships are great but I’m hoping to steer this into a relationship direction, hopefully.
Well, that’s all.
Stay safe and sane out there,
M.
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2020.09.20 10:42 iiashandskies Danganronpa: In Hope We Trust Character List

Hello everyone! So today I'd like to show off my character list for my own fangame I had in mind for myself. Would I like to make this a reality? Maybe. I don't know, maybe someone will look at this and go 'wow I'd love to see that in action!' idk anyway, enjoy! I have motives, survivors, mastermind, blackened, and victims for each chapter already, but those are up for interpretation. Thanks!

Plot:
Sixteen students are invited to the Ultimate Academy For Young Prodigies, a prestigious school where only the best of the best, or ‘Ultimates’, are scouted out from around the world and invited for a four-year boarding school experience to be vigorously coached in the personal training of their ‘Ultimate’ talents and common high school education. Only to find out, to their arrival, that they were chosen to go head to head in a killing game set up by a mysterious mastermind that the sixteen teens must discover that is behind this.
Characters:
(Academy Headmaster) Polly:
An A.I. parrot that is the assumed mastermind that runs the Ultimate Academy for Young Prodigies. He is, at first, a jolly and happy-go-lucky program that is happy everyone is a ‘willing’ participant in the killing game he has created. But the students soon learn that he becomes much more pushy and violent when the students show their obvious distaste and despair for a game that expects kids to kill each other, not hesitating to aggressively bribe them throughout the game to comply and participate, even a little.
(Ultimate Witch) Tyler Sallow:
A bright-minded and optimistic character that is very aware of her surroundings. She is always up to trying new things and is very curious about the world. She is loyal to her allies but is quick to drop people who don’t return the same or most similar values. She also loves teaching people about her religion and invites them often to research with her.
(Ultimate Babysitter) Zachary Snowden-Moore:
A strong-minded individual with a quick sense of humor. He is someone who wants to get along with everyone and possesses strong morals about what he wants in his life. He cares deeply about his friends and family and dreams about having a family and children of his own in the future. He is also very open about his sexuality and flaunts himself frequently, which he finds no problem with and will continue to do so even if people are visibly uncomfortable.
(Ultimate Professional Wrestler) Jasper Fernsby:
A hard-headed girl who knows what she likes and dislikes. She is known to be aggressive and vulgar, which makes people want to avoid her at first and not interact with her. However, she really strives to be friends with at least one person and prefers a small social circle. She also has goals to be the number one in every wrestling division she can be entered into and to protect everyone and escape the killing game alive.
(Ultimate Football Coach) Bram Keene (key-n):
A momma’s boy who adores authoritarian female figures. He considers himself manly and easily falls in love. He is a self-proclaimed romantic who can ‘swoon anyone’. In reality, he is quite the cliche uneducated athlete, but is very passionate about what he does and loves to talk about his favorite teams and makes his own football plays and methods.
(Ultimate Feminist) Elodie (eh-low-dee) Langdon:
A women’s rights activist who has a distaste for hateful men who even seem to be the slightest bit anti-women. She’s a pro-choice, anti-war, (secretly) anti-men woman who stands for what she believes in, even if alone. She’s usually a loner who has a short temper and talks about her girlfriend back home a lot, to a point of sometimes being the only thing she talks about. She also hates her last name.
(Ultimate Engineer) Rusty Marleigh (mar-lay):
A sweetheart who just wants the best for everyone. He’s also very emotional and doesn’t possess much of a verbal filter. His obsession with trains and the multitude of how many there are, he often finds himself rambling about them. He’s gullible and naive, but he has the best in mind for people he deeply cares about.
(Ultimate Bounty Hunter) Maren (mah-ren) Harlow:
A girl who isn’t proud of her past or how she became an Ultimate, she keeps it a secret at first. She’s a generally quiet girl who doesn’t really like having anyone close to her emotionally or physically. She proves herself to be quite strong throughout the killing game and doesn’t like to depend on people or have people depend on her.
(Ultimate Astrophysicist) Kyren (kai-ren) Modoc (mow-dock):
A confident, and at times cowardly, a character that is obsessed with what he does and learning new things about the ‘otherworldly’ objects he collects. He’s also insistent with bringing other people to study with him so he can teach them about the things he discovers. He’s very charismatic and likes to be the ‘leader’ among his friends, despite not having very many leadership skills.
(Ultimate Paramedic) Galena (gah-leh-nah) Ramadani:
A shy, reserved girl who doesn’t pick up on social queues. She doesn’t really like interacting with others and is only most helpful when someone is hurt. She’s very organized and a germaphobe usually found taking extra precaution with sanitizing and cleaning every room she goes into, afraid of getting sick, which is ironic with her talent.
(Ultimate Judge) Atlas Bartley:
He is a very serious and law-abiding person, not one to mess around with the rules and bend them to his will, having an extreme distaste for people who even think about trying. He doesn’t have many hobbies outside of what he feels or is told to do. He is very interested in reading about previous cases that his higher-ups have judged on, but doesn’t consider it anything other than ‘studying’.
(Ultimate Influencer) Saffron Xanders:
An average internet-addicted teenage girl, she is very competitive and is up to date on all the new trends. She is quick to judge and is very picky about what she eats, who she’s seen with, and what she wears. She sticks to a strict schedule and expects everything to be handed to her. However, she seems to have an obsessive interest in blood and the occult, which leads her to not having many friends.
(Ultimate Con Artist) Slade Novak:
A compulsive liar and kleptomaniac, he’s very sneaky and a sweet talker. He knows how to manipulate people to his will and says often that he can ‘convince anyone of anything, even that a piece of trash is worth a million dollars’. But, when people try to get close to him, they can easily realize he is heavily flawed and extremely insecure.
(Ultimate Cowgirl) Kaia (kh-eye-ah) Yearwood:
A country girl from the south, she is not afraid to get her hands dirty and loves animals. She’s not very organized and is very spontaneous. She wears a cowboy hat most of the time to cover her unkempt hair and hates taking it off around people. She doesn’t like the city and doesn’t get most trends or the point of having nice things if it doesn’t concern her work.
(Ultimate Truck Driver) Otis Taymor:
A pervert who can’t keep his mind out of the gutter and his hand out of his pants. He’s vulgar and can’t read the room most of the time. He takes advantage of being short to upskirt girls. He tells everyone that he has many friends and many women chasing after him, which is an obvious lie as every woman he ever meets except for his mother avoids him as much as possible.
(Ultimate Trapeze) Yazmin Yatchley:
An upbeat, athletic girl who’s always up for a show. She enjoys when people join her for stretches, and likes to teach people the ‘ways of trapeze’, even going as far as forcing people she likes to join her and watch her. Despite being athletic she frequently goes off her diet, obsessed with eating and rewarding herself with cupcakes whenever she can.
(Ultimate (???)) Meyer Rafus:
A calm, uninterested character who finds the whole killing game a joke. He barely wants to participate and feels that the entire thing is a prank being played on them for TV. He doesn’t interact much with others and laughs at the others who take it seriously.
As you can see, some of the character's personalities are shorter than the others, but that's due to the fact that I had to delete spoilers from their description that is important to the plot. Thanks so much for reading!
edit; removed the location because it really isn’t necessary lol
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2020.07.28 09:31 guns_n_gardenias Cards Against Humanity Custom Word List! 😈😈😈

I didn't copy the cards word-to-word (the sentences may be too long?) so I broke them down a bit. Also, I filtered out most of the more... NSFW kinky sex-related stuff. Me personally, I don't feel comfortable with people drawing d*cks and vajayjays in a Skribbl game, so I took them out. Feel free to add them back in, if you're okay with it. I also took out some names that aren't really significant to me and the group of friends I play with. There's PDFs of the cards online and their expansions, that's where I got my references :>
Enjoy!
Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, pool, tears, hat, cool, Auschwitz, fart, walk, stray, old people, smell, fire, Lunchables, Keanu Reeves, smallpox, Hurricane Katrina, Racism, Kugel, snapping turtle, Michael Jackson, impotence, Natalie Portman, The Big Bang, Holocaust, geese, bees, Jew, gay, AIDS, drama club, overcompensation, sand, birthday party, pleasantry, Queen of England, menstruation, Teletubbies, agenda, abortion, Bible, Tom Cruise, all-you-can-eat buffet, shrimp, parking lot, Denny's, Martha Stewart, raptor attacks, dental, dam, condom, abstinence, tentacles, Nazis, America, global warming, science, ring pops, plastic surgery, butt, Axe Body Spray, Paris Hilton, Seppuku, James Bond, lick, binge, purge, cannibalism, piercing, electrocution, soup, child abuse, alcoholism, fetus, yeast, booby traps, prayer, Kanye West, puberty, heroin, agriculture, team-building, goblins, sea of troubles, obesity, chivalry, falcon, Bill Nye, Hot Pockets, BATMAN, iced caramel macchiato, dessert pizza, Domino's, fire, blunt, men, Steve Irwin, The KKK, SAT exam, golden showers, popcorn butter, Tiger Woods, Gandhi, pout, ethnic cleansing, Twinkies, pterodactyl, Ronald Reagan, Will Smith, Martin Luther King Jr, Four Loko, ghosts, natural selection, intelligent design, popped collar, The Underground Railroad, necrophilia, substitute teachers, land mines, The Amish, Elmo, post-modernism, midget, soul, passive aggressive, kibble, flash flood, human combustion, vampire movie, The Hamburglar, Justin Bieber, Heath Ledger, me time, incest, tension, emotions, Viagra, rich, lumberjack, dead parents, cat pee, nocturnal, fabulous, Arnold Schwarzenegger, chainsaw, Darth Vader, Bananas in Pajamas, canned tuna, Vikings, the heart of a child, leprosy, Britney Spears, Asia, math, hoopla, placenta, fraternity, Cards Against Humanity, Mathletes, destruction, stranger danger, iPhone, pre-teen, Existentialist, Dysentery, The Pope, Facebook, Genghis Khan, Oompa Loopas, M. Night Shyamalan, socks, voicemail, awkward, fingers, catapult, sperm whale, Creed, Red Sea, roller skates, explosives, Estrogen, dungeon, puppies, Grandma, lockjaw, fear, flightless bird, underpants, herpes, Michael Bay, abs, Robert Downey Jr, thermonuclear, windmill, corpses, New Age, saxophone, seduction, poor, homeless, sunshine, rainbows, benefit, Adderall, free sample, kidney stone, accident, Mad Cow Disease, yodeling, The South, sniff, lollipop, party pooper, Kool Aid, folk music, Japan, white people, prancing, tweeting, amputee, gymnastics team, lifetime of sadness, grave robbing, bowels, world peace, centaurs, casualty, hustle, Shaquille O'Neal, hot people, Stephen Hawking, girls, Italy, relationship status, Kamikaze, repression, scalp, Mexico, child beauty pageants, murder, friction, lobotomy, attitude, leash, cigarette, cuddling, stab wound, mouthwash, drunk, sniffing, glue, minority, college, drinking, yogurt, crumpets, pee, breakfast burrito, robot, love, re-gifting, Tamagotchi, dying, cookies, bake-sale, lamp, clinic, listening, wheelchair, monkey, hair gel, mime, Pac-Man, Harry Potter, peanut butter, parents, forget, lab rats, alternative medicine, high, high five, Chinese food, Happy Meal, power, sleep, night, Vin Diesel, dinner, billionaire, statue, wizard, baseball, app, acid, gas, haiku, time travel, hole, loneliness, chocolate, nothing, racism, cat video, lamprey, toilet, money, cops, acoustic guitar, hoodie, death, fire ants, possession, cowgirl, society, shots, maniac, scream, shotgun, flashback, Vietnam War, butterscotch, mall, unlimited breadsticks, conga, dimension, velcro, disco, PowerPoint, Samuel L. 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2020.06.30 19:32 cartman1326 Sex-tape ft Hayden Panettiere - This is a adult fantasy fiction.

Sex-tape ft Hayden Panettiere
This is a adult fantasy fiction. The scenes in this story don't depict the sexual orientation of the the actresses involved.
January 2009
Hayden and Milo had been dating for 2 years.They met on the set of Heroes and it didnt take long for Milo to hook up with her.Hayden had a thing for older guys and Milo being 12 years older than her,really fascinated Hayden at first.But lately things didnt go well.Hayden didnt seem to be into him that much so Milo decided to surprise her with a vacation in an effort to save their relationship.They spend a week in a tropical paradise hoping to reignite the fire between them but a month later they broke up as Hayden wanted to move on,thats what she said.

A few months earlier had even moved in with Milo and she had several stuff brought in with her,but now all those thing were now packed in boxes ready to move out.As he looks through his stuff in his house Milo found Ηayden's videocamera.It was still next to the tv in Milo's living room.He suddenly remembered that Hayden had it with them on their trip and decided to watch the video of their last time together.At first the images on the screen is from their vacation but then the video changes..He's shocked to realize that its a sextape of some sort.
Milo stared at the tv-screen in disbelief puzzled at how this video was in Hayden's video camera. The video changed again and started with a blowjob in progress.Tousled blonde hair obscured the face of a woman on her knees sucking cock as the man stood filming. She sucked him for several minutes before looking up into the camera, a long rivulet of spit stringing from the big cock in her hands to her pink lips. He recognized Hayden immediately and from the time stamp he knew that this video was recorded while they were still together.
Hayden and Milo had been dating for 2 years.They met on the set of Heroes and it didnt take long for Milo to hook up with her.Hayden had a thing for older guys and Milo being 12 years older than her,really fascinated Hayden at first.But lately things didnt go well.Hayden didnt seem to be into him that much so Milo decided to surprise her with a vacation in an effort to save their relationship.They spend a week in a tropical paradise hoping to reignite the fire between them but a month later they broke up as Hayden wanted to move on,thats what she said. camera. She wore simple cotton panties and a tank top and a pair of jeans lay crumpled on the floor next to her. She smiled, clearly enjoying herself and unashamed of being filmed with a big cock in her mouth. She was saying something into the camera as he stroked his shaft, but he had the volume down and couldn't hear.
He glanced at the bottom of the screen. He was seven minutes into a fifteen minute video. He couldn't turn it off this time. He watched as Hayden resumed her blowjob. The cameraman reached down with his free hand and freeing her boobs from her tank top, squeezing her gently and teasing her nipples to firmness. Her small but shapely B's sprang to attention.Yes,Milo could feel them in his palms,he couldn't look away, no matter how much his mind screamed for him to. The video played on to the final minute as Hayden picked up her pace and then began stroking rapidly. When her unseen lover began to cum she deep throated him again, working his cock with her mouth until he had finished. The first spurt of semen had splashed onto her cheek but she eagerly swallowed the rest. As she started to stand the video cut off for a few seconds.
He felt dirty, guilty, and betrayed by that, but Milo noticed a painful erection that persisted and he couldn't get the images of Hayden sucking a big cock,atleast twice his size,out of his mind.Soon the video resumed and it showed Hayden stretched out in their bedroom wearing a bra and panties.This time Hayden was quickly joined by a tall, muscular man,already naked.The man looked Eastern European and looked like a giant next to the tiny actress as he stood above her on the bed.He lay on his back and Hayden quickly climbed atop him and they began to kiss.The camera was angled so that most of his face was out of view, but Hayden was in full frame. Her bra was soon torn off and they made out for a few minutes before Hayden inched her face down to his already hardening shaft. She sucked and licked, occasionally looking up to smile at the man while stroking his shaft. As much as it hurt Milo to watch, she looked amazing, and his cock had stiffened again in his pants.Hayden was always a joy to watch while she had sex.
The video was cut off again and Hayden was now naked and positioned over his cock, which to Milo's relief was covered with a condom.Hayden was always worrying when they had sex about getting pregnant and ruining cutting her career short as she was still very young. She slowly lowered herself onto the unknown man's glistering dick, moving up and down a few times before he was fully inside. She rode him cowgirl style, her thin frame looking so tiny compared to her much larger lover. His large hands easily covered her small breasts which he held firmly as she rode him. Suddenly the video cut to another position with Hayden now on her hands and knees facing the camera. Her lover was visible only from the neck down as he fucked her doggy style.Τhat was Hayden's favorite position and Milo knew it all to well.Her eyes looked intently into the camera as she appeared to moan on screen. Milo realized he still had the volume down and quickly turned it up. The sound of Hayden's moans filled the room, her sweet voice crying out with pleasure every time the man entered her.
His balls ached as he watched, and he could not resist any longer. Milo unzipped his pants and freed his cock from his underwear and masturbated as he watched his sexy little Hayden get fucked.No,she wasnt his anyome.Hayden belonged to someone else.Milo masturbated furiously filled with anger and came before the video ended.He felt dirty for having masturbated to Hayden getting her pussy ruined by a huge cock but the pain in his nuts had subsided. He watched the tv as her lover appeared to reach his own climax.He pulled out and walked to the camera as the video cut off again when he picked up the camera.
Milo wasnt sure if he wanted to see how this ended but something inside him made him push the fast forward and soon the static gave way to the image Hayden laying on her stomach, casually sucking the same big cock now free of its condom as the unknown man filmed her. There was more audio in this scene so he turned up the volume some to hear what was being said.
"You look so fucking hot doing that Hayden." Her lover said from behind camera.
Now Milo was certain that this man was somewhere from Eastern Europe as he could tell from his accent while he spoke.Hayden looked up. Her lipstick had smeared and her chin was streaked with saliva.
"Glad you like it, but it's more fun when you fuck me without that camera in your hand." She gave him a coy smile and then resumed her blowjob.
"How many guys have you been with before?" he asked.
"More that you can imagine." She paused long enough to answer.
''So little Hayden isnt as innocent as she looks.'' the man commented as he pushed his dick further down her mouth making her gag a bit.
This revelation stung a bit. Hayden had mentioned a few of her prior boyfriends over the time they had been together, but now it seemed she had lied about it. It shouldn't really matter to him, but having found this tape he knew that Hayden wasnt loyal to him so why would she be telling the truth about her past relationships.Milo was angry but kept on watching as the scene played on.
The camera clicked off again and then the scene resumed with a shaky image of Hayden on her hands and knees being fucked from behind.Yes it was true she loved getting fucked like that. No more dialogue, just the sound of flesh slapping together and Hayden's moans and squeals. After several minutes the scene then cut to Hayden on her knees, sucking her lover for several minutes until he emptied his load in her throat. She swallowed and then started to say something but the clip ended before he could tell what it was.
Milo spent the rest of the evening sitting on the couch what should he do with the tape he had just watched.He felt betrayed by Hayden and a little voice inside him was telling him to upload the video on the internet and get his revenge an the young slut.He decided otherwise,he quickly got up and started looking through her boxes hoping to find more of her home made videos.
The end
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2020.05.29 19:53 southpawFA Top 10 Signs I knew I was asexual: #3: Sex doesn't make sense to you

Hey, everyone, it's me Southpaw with another one of my series going for Top 10 Signs I knew I was Asexual. I have already gone through reasons #1 & #2 recently. This is going to be the 3rd sign I knew I was asexual. This going to detail my feelings on how sex feels or looks, in my opinion, and how it doesn't seem to make any sense when you get to details of it. If that is something you might have ever felt, then this is the post for you.

Hear me out. This post will get pretty graphic. It will also get very descriptive and will air out some personal feelings of mine, along with some personal beliefs on things. If you get mad or offended by what I have to say, feel free to be upset. I understand if I have offended you, and I apologize in advance for any slights I said. Just don't juxtapose that my beliefs are what all asexuals believe or feel. My personal views do not represent the entire asexual community.

This is #3 in the asexuality Top 10: Sex doesn't make sense to you.

#3: Sex doesn't make sense to you.


"If they say why, why, tell them that it's human nature. I like living this way, I like loving this way. Oh, I!!"

Michael Jackson reference for this one.

So, when I was in college, I was in the university choir. Every year at around mid-to-late April, we would take what is known as the "Choir Tour". It was a time where we would go out to certain towns, churches, and event venues to perform a set of songs in recruitment to the university. Most universities do this every year. I loved going on tour. It was a fun week full of absolute amazement.

We would go out to eat at a specific restaurant we would stop at, and we would just eat as a choir together. Well, one day, when eating with a group of friends, we were sitting and talking about all the "For Dummies" books that exist out there, like computer programming for dummies or essay writing for dummies. It was amazingly funny to think about it. However, we then wondered that there has to be this a "Sex for Dummies" book. We were like it has to exist out there. Most of us had never had sex before in the team. I was 19 at the time. So, we were like "Well, we don't know much about it.".

This prompted one of our friends who was more the "get your freak on" type to speak up vociferously. I could never forget what she said that day.

She said something to this effect: "Come on, even paralyzed people know how to have sex! Everyone knows how to do it! It's not that hard!"

I said something back in response that might have gotten something thrown at my head, but I won't repeat what I said in this article. I can be a condescending jerk at times, and at that moment I apologized for it. My personality can cast aspersions on others, especially when cornered. It happens. It's something I've worked on personally to be better at. I still have my faults sometimes.

Anyway, that got me to really thinking deeply about sex in general for me. It actually made me reflect years later when I came to realize I was asexual. Those words of my college comrade still ring in my ears to this day: "Everyone knows how to do it!".

"Everyone knows how to do it!"

Everyone.... but me. Everyone but me. The unnatural me, I guess (according to her).

For me, the idea of sex is something completely foreign to my world. I might as well be reading a dystopian novel whenever sex is displayed on screen or in literature, really. Whenever characters in movies or scenes in plays start taking off clothes and making out, I just find myself completely mystified as to what the heck is going on. Thank you, Riverdale!

(Side note: Why did Jughead have to be sexual when he was asexual in the comics? I'm offended CW couldn't character arch for an asexual character, so they had to convert him!)

I don't really like the movie the 40 year-old virgin, but I did perhaps love the scene in the movie where Andy took Trish's daughter to the sex clinic to learn about sex and stuff. I love that while he is there with her, he is looking at the diagrams of wombs, and he basically states "Where does the penis go?" It was a little funny to see, comic relief I'm sure for the sexual audience. However, that really described me in every way. I'm sure if you were to ask me to construct a diagram of a woman's reproductive organs, I wouldn't be able to, either.

In the area of sex and knowledge, I have little to no knowledge of what all sex entails. Call that a perhaps lack of sex-ed when I was in school. However, sexual reproduction was not something I considered a highly important topic when I was in school. I didn't care for it. While I'm sure half my high school was gaining a sex-education from each other, sex was not something I had any interest in pursuing. I pursued other things. I'll talk more about that in another post. Anyway, sex was not a great pursuit of mine. It wasn't. So, I never bothered to learn much about it. What can I say?

Some people claim that everyone has an "instinct", I cannot understand what they mean. I seem to think that they are lying, because I simply have never felt it. It's not something I think I have ever felt before. It's a foreign concept.

I was often considered the "pure" one, the saint of the group, and the good kid. I never drink, I don't smoke, do drugs, I don't even drink coffee! Because of my "supposed" virtue, people often mistook me for being a prude or frigid, quite often. Though I must say, my desire wasn't really to be "pure" or anything. I mean, I am glad that I haven't had sex in 30 years of life. I take joy in that for sure. However, my decision wasn't so much a religious decision as much as it was a "This is because I'm asexual" decision.

I did say that I wanted to become a monk whenever I got older. After all, monks & priests were the only people who were able to stay sex-free bachelors for life. In most contemporary circles, being sex-free is seen as not only comical, but worthy of the highest derision. In most mainstream circles, being unmarried or unpartnered is equally condemned as lowly, pathetic, living a forlorn life. It is worthy of being pitited for most. The only place where one could be single, celibate, and not engaged in any sexual trysts is in monkhood or priesthood. It's the only place where people find it acceptable.

I did not end up becoming a priest, but for this culture, I might as well be looked upon as one. The way modern culture looks upon someone who doesn't have sex is with great peculiarity.

"Where is the respect for individual freedom of choice, sex-positive society? Why is not wanting sex seen as something terrible for you?"

Sorry for my individual tirade on that.

On that point, people just find it so insanely bizarre that one could go for so many years without having engaged in some "activity" throughout the years.

I remember watching the show The Virgin Diaries on TLC a few years ago. That show was nothing more than a laughing mockery towards those who didn't do sex. "Let's pick these characters to represent who virgins are, so we can humiliate them and shame virgins everywhere!" It was like kicking people down, in a rather wicked manner. It was a highly dreadful show to watch, in my opinion. There was no more a dreadful moment than the kiss by the couple on their wedding day.

Oh, the reaction by everyone was insane on the net. From Ellen to Kimmel, everyone made fun of the two virgins for having what is considered the "Worst kiss ever!". It was just such a joke to them.

The kiss that made the internet laugh. I'm sure that they appreciated it. They seemed into it.

(I love the fact we love to laugh at people who we deem "socially awkward", as if they have a defect and we don't do things that are weird to others. Any way to feel superior over somebody else, I guess. If it helps you sleep at night.)

I'm sure that kiss might seem awkward to everyone else on the planet. However, in my eyes, every kiss seems highly awkward to me. Not only that, but so does every make-out session and so does every sexual encounter. None of them make sense, sex making the least. Sex makes absolutely no sense to me.

Now, granted, all of my sexual experience comes from the porn world. I sure don't hope people are sex-crazed maniacs like they are in porn, with its ultra-cringey motifs and stuff.
(Seriously, in any other place, if you have sex with your boss, that is called sexual harassment, folks!)
(Sex with a teacher is rape, no doubt about it! )
Don't even get me started on incest porn! There's a distastefulness to it, in my opinion. Endorsing incest? Yeah, that's just messed up.

Porn has absolutely weird ideas when it comes to consent and power imbalance, really.

If sex is somehow like porn, I'll continue keeping my social distance with society at large (as if I already don't do that). Be that as it may, my asexual self will look to continue to find bondships outside the bedroom. Lord knows I don't want to find it inside the bedroom!

Whenever I look at sex or even try to postulate it in my head, it never comes around to making sense for me. It never does, and I don't think it ever will. There is just something incredibly off about sex that makes little-to-no sense.
First off, you are naked! That doesn't make sense whatsoever. I haven't been naked in front of another individual since I've been out of the womb! So, that doesn't make sense.

Second, I am not a particular fan of the slang people use whenever it's about sex or genitalia. Think about it:
bumping uglies,
smashing,
hitting that,
tap that,
Beat it up
pound that,
knocking boots,
fucking,
head,
cock,
Ass
dick,
pussy,
cunt,
Titties
booty.

Sorry, but those words have a horrible connotation in my head for me. It's one of mostly lewd, lurid, and prurious intention. They also seem a bit more vulgar in my taste. Again, that's my taste. I'm for sure more of the sensitive type when it comes to items of a sexual nature. I don't represent all asexuals.

It's just that whenever those words are in use, it seems to be more towards a sexualized context. That doesn't mean I devalue you if you are into sex. It just means that I am not geared to go that way. So, I in particular am not going to feel comfortable whenever talk of sex starts to emerge. It's not me. I hope you understand what I mean. Please don't get offended.

Third, you have to use your genitals in some fashion on other person incessantly. That doesn't make any sense to me in any way whasoever. I only think of my genitals in relation to restroom. That's the only time I in particular think of as proper usage. Sex? I particularly don't get that.

On that note, you also have to figure out another person's genitals. That's nonsensical to me. Truth be told, I can understand a man's genitalia. They just protrude out. It's not anything mystical, especially since I already have one. A female's genitalia? There is no figuring out that one in my mind. I'm Andy in the 40 Year-Old Virgin on that one. Some things make sense to me, and others simply don't. A woman's womb doesn't. Where the heck does everything even go? How does anything even fit in there? Wouldn't it hurt a lot to have that done to you? How are you not in pain from that? It makes no sense to me. You're telling me for procreation that a male has to insert his genitalia into a womb and somehow create a baby out of it? Yeah, I think IVF is my preferred option, honestly.

Fourth note, all the weird sex positions are enough to trip me out. Missionary, cowgirl, and doggystyle--they are seem super-weird to me in every way! The sex position that my mind cannot possibly wrap its head around is doggystyle, for sure. I mean, it doesn't seem loving or romantic to have sex with your love in a position like a dog, I'm just saying. It seems like, well, treating your partner like a dog. It seems highly misogynistic and degrading an act, from the perspective of one's who's only viewed guy on girl pornography. It doesn't seem like you are loving or doting your mate when doing that. It's like treating your partner like they're subordinate, beneath you. It seems so hard saying this without making fun of people or hating on them. It's just my opinion, however. Doggystyle doesn't seem like a loving or romantic act or gesture for me. First off, one partneris on all fours and the other person is behind that person, staring at your partner's bumper. I can't understand that in any way. I mean, what's so sexy about a person's butt? I don't get it.

The butt fixation is something that confuses me to no end. Why wouldn't you if you are going to have sex look at them in the eyes?Isn't it more loving to be stare into each other? I don't know. My opinion, once again. I feel the same general feeling about oral sex or anal sex, but again, that's my opinion.

My opinion at large still remains the same---sex does not make sense to me in any way. Sex is not for me.

Now, I know some people will come out and state, "Southpaw, you have never ever had sex before, so how could you possibly know you wouldn't like it if you tried it?"

My answer is this: "You're right! I don't know."
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if I would like sex if I actually underwent the procedure. Who knows if my mind would be swayed in some fashion if I ever had sex? I don't know.

However, I do know that most of my friends when they were in high school were exceptionally eager to have sex. They couldn't help but look forward to the day they had sex. I, however, looked forward to eating spinach and broccoli when I got home (no lie, I love vegetables!). You ask most people who don't like vegetables if they haven't tried the right spinach? I bet not. I bet you couldn't also ask most people to try broccoli either! It won't work. Certain things certain people like. Others may not. I get it, sometimes people can change and their tastes can change. That person who hated vegetables as a kid may grow to like them as an adult. It could happen. Those sort of things can happen. Maybe the same is with sex. Then again, I doubt it. I've hated mayonnaise, tuna fish, and cole slaw since I was a kid, and I still do. I doubt my sexual attitude will flip just like that. If that person is me, then I changed. However, I am quite certain that it would have changed by now.

When people were uber-eager to try out sex, I was adamant in my desires not to.

That is something many cannot comprehend. I never wanted to have sex. That fact is exactly why I have been afraid to date anyone. I'll get to that in another post. I'll just say that the thought of engaging in sex or feeling obligated to have sex is enough to elevate my anxiety to peak levels. Some people say that whenever you find someone beautiful or adorable, you will want to have sex with them. In my eyes, I couldn't think of a more "abnormal" thing to do than to have sex with someone I love. It wouldn't make sense to me.

I would love to cherish them, I would love to compliment them. I would love to tell them that they are beautiful. I wouldn't want to have sex with them, however.

Why is it that I am expected to change from being asexual, according to public opinion? Does that mean if I could change from asexual to sexual that then that someone could change from sexual to asexual, in your estimation? I don't think that most people who say that would agree. So, why is it encumbent on me changing and not anyone else? Is it because I'm wrong in fact or is it the fact that you're convinced by society I'm wrong?

I am learning more towards the second. I understand why as well.

Our society has convinced us that sex is for everyone. They haven't done a really too great a job of letting people know that sex is an option and not a requirement. So, whenever I or someone who's asexual comes along to speak about asexual life, it is something of an anomaly. However, are we really that bizarre in the grand scheme of design? There are variances in everything. Some people are right-handed, some are left-handed, some are ambidextrous. Some people like to run, some like to swim, and others do yoga. The variance in what people enjoy, do, and live is so vast. How could sex not fit onto the list, like a left-handed person fits the fabric of life?

The word sinister came to be because people who were left-handed in ancient times were believed to be possessed by evil. It's true. While people of older times might have believed that of southpaws, I'd venture to guess that no one ever dares to think of left-handers as demons. It shows a progressive change and progress in our thinking, one which this Southpaw is most thankful for. .

So, maybe, we just need to grow in progress when it comes to sex, accept individual differences in how everyone sees life. For a long time, it was seen as cool to smoke, with Joe Camel commercials and Joe Cool in public. Everyone was smoking that was cool in the 50s. Now with the Truth campaign, smoking has gone substantially down. Now, smoking is a choice certain people do, and others don't. However, neither side completely makes fun of the other for the choice either way. Drinking is the same exact way. While there is a major scare that teenagers will often drink and get into crazy danger, the truth is that drinking rates have gone down in the process for the past few years. People are starting to drink less, indeed! Cue the terror of Cutty Sark!!

However, now more people are starting to treat drinking like it's a choice. It's not an obligation. Once, again, this teetotaler says thank you to waves of change! It's not something everyone has to do to "become a man", as James Joyce wrote in a letter. The choice to be alternative is accepted and no longer stigmatized. So, now perhaps it is time for a wave of change in the sexual department, where the desire to have sex is placed identically as the choice to not have sex. The same way it's okay to be left-handed or right handed. Perhaps now is the time for an "asexual revolution" of our own. Who is to say? After all, if left-handed people and nonsmokers are deemed okay, then maybe it's time to lay off asexuality?

I find that my life is all the more better for being asexual. I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. I find that my life is substantially happier being independent of any of that stuff. I have more time to dedicate to doing things like writing, crafting, and playing games. I like that I am not involved in all of that. It fits who I am as a person. If a person told me my life is wrong for being asexual, I'd instantly tell them that they're wrong, and they haven't experienced my type of fun yet. That would be my response.

The bottom line is sex isn't for me. Sex isn't for everyone. Some people like it, and others don't. It's not a problem if you do or don't. It's just a matter of personal preference.

If you identify with anything that I wrote down and stated in my piece, if you feel that you are not into sex like others do, and if you feel like sex doesn't come naturally to you, then you might want to check out our asexual posts here. If you are personally questioning that you are asexual, check out our wiki and our questioning I'm ace page. If you know someone who might be asexual, feel free to show those to them as well.

If you are in a relationship with someone who's asexual, feel free to check out our My Partner's Asexual or our Relationship FAQ page. It will give you plenty of help as to navigate a relationship with your asexual partner. It's a good go-to-starter for those sexuals who's in a relationship with someone who's asexual.
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2020.04.11 19:25 Tanzanite_Queen The state of Destiny 2

I’ll start by saying this, I have thousands of hours in the game and I’ve played almost every day since beta of D1. Just because I criticize the game doesn’t mean I hate it.
Does everyone remember the time when they first found Destiny? Do they remember the wonder and mystery that surrounded do much of the first game? Then they realized that it was just a mask for an unfinished/unpolished game. Some people left, some stayed and watched the game improve over the years and they became attached to the game, making it their main game because there is something satisfying about being an all powerful space cowboy/cowgirl that wields sci-fi magic and fights aliens in a post apocalyptic solar system. People became attached to the game and fell in love with the power fantasy and being able to get loot that felt unique to you and being able to take it up against opponents with similar but also different loot to you was amazing. There is also the feeling of accomplishment of beating difficult content and making friends with the people you’ve spent hours struggling with. That’s the stuff people enjoy in Destiny.
Now let’s take a look at Destiny 2 vanilla. After very vocal feedback (almost entirely from the pvp community) Destiny 2’s loot system was dumbed down to have static rolled weapons along with no longer having a power fantasy. You were just a run of the mill space apprentice who could maybe use magic every 15 minutes and the magic was extremely weak. You went from all powerful being to mediocre soldier. There were no more unique and powerful rewards and all armor was purely cosmetic. Sure that made for an extremely balanced pvp environment but people who weren’t good at pvp didn’t like having to play against simple tactics like team shotting and coordination. It was too much for majority of the player base to handle, they went from single handily one-shotting the whole team with a flank and a special weapon to having to communicate with the rest of your team to be effective (I personally enjoyed this version of pvp because it awarded teamwork over individual skill) which would have been fine if the system built for pvp didn’t infect the rest of the game. But it did and pve became extremely difficult for majority of the player base along with mediocre rewards. It turned Destiny into a Fashion game with FPS elements. When Faction Rally and Trials of the Nine came around then the Fashion game got turned up to 11. People were walking around decked out in the best looking armor there was with shiny faction symbols here, and glowing teal bits here and the fashion was innovated on every season with the introduction of ornaments. Some people, self included, enjoyed the fashion game but not everyone wanted to play dress up while the rest of the game was sacrificed and we were distracted by shiny new ornaments. So after months of feedback on the approach to Forsaken, Bungie made some radical changes mid-development and it resulted in the best era Destiny has seen to date.
Forsaken was the TTK of Destiny 2, it made sweeping changes for the better, gave weapons random rolls, gave armor perks to make each drop you got exciting and unique, making old exotics powerful and introducing many new ones, new subclass trees, and the best thing they added was the sauce. Gone were the days of double primary and slow time to kills, back were the one-shots and special weapons in pve and the community loved it. Forsaken kicked off with a personal story about good old revenge. Then after the conclusion of the story we learned a bit about ourselves and then we were left with nothing... so we thought. Then comes the Dreaming City, am ever changing endgame destination with countless secrets and interesting things to do. After getting familiar with the new system, getting new loot (and so many edge transits) we got the new raid, Last Wish. Which to date is the hardest day one raid experience, very mechanically focused along with a big jump in difficulty compared to what we were treated to previously lead to the most intense raid experience ever a feeling that hadn’t been replicated since King’s Fall.
As the dust began to settle from Forsaken we were introduced to the best Destiny Waifu Ada-1 and with her she brought the beginning of what everyone fell in love with, weapon frames. Loot intentionally was never done on this scale before. As Bungie stayed the annual pass was supposed to be an extension of the endgame, which made the new content DOA for most people. The community was used to things being handed to them with little to no effort and for Bungie to turn the ideology of the game from catering to casuals to challenging the hardcore made for some interesting reactions from people. Ada-1 wasn’t planning on letting her goods go to anyone, you had to beat a forge activity to play any of the new content. Forbes were hard on Day 1, most hardcore players saw this and started to grind powerfuls before attempting again while the more casual players took to the internet to complain about the content being too hard, and this was the beginning of the end for Destiny 2. Bungie did something similar to what they did with EP, they conceded to the casuals and made the content more accessible and in turn, undermined the hardcore players who went above and beyond to complete the difficult challenges. This put a sour taste in the mouths of hardcore players. We had the feeling that if we worked hard for something that it could just be made easier for everyone to be able to get it. We gave Bungie the benefit of the doubt. It’s only once, it feels bad to not play new content on new content day, they surely won’t go back to catering to casuals. We will learn what happens in about a year from this point. Either way, Black Armory was great by all accounts. Loot intentionally, a new raid and a new activity that had matchmaking. The community was pretty comfy but everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
Or so to speak. Season of the Drifter was focused around Gambit, let’s take a step back to Forsaken to talk about Gambit. Gambit was a love it/hate it gamemode that took the idea of invading from Dark Souls and put it into Destiny. That meant that someone could come into your play space and frick you up and make you lose progress, in this case you’d lose motes which you used to bank into a score tube to summon the boss and win the game. Conceptually, Gambit is fun but as they say, players will optimize the fun out of a game and that’s what we did. Invading became invaluable and extremely strong, but if you nerfed invasions then it wouldn’t be worth doing. Boss melting became commonplace and bosses died within seconds of being summoned. So after seeing this, Bungie went back to the drawing board on Gambit and started to add complexity. Back to Season of the Drifter. We came into this season knowing it was Gambit focused and had no raid so some people were bummed about that but nevertheless there was a revamped Gambit called Gambit Prime, which took the idea of coordinating roles with your team and baked it into the gamemode, the only problem was, there was no way to choose your role before queuing, the only way to choose your role was to play a new “endgame” activity that had matchmaking, the Reckoning which we will get to later. Gambit Prime was built with 4 roles in mind and each role had bonuses to the objectives they were tasked with completing. Each armor set was balanced well against each other, except for the Invader set, it was way too strong and it was leagues ahead of the rest which lead to invasions being stronger than ever and that lead to Gambit Prime suffering the same fate as Gambit, well we still have Reckoning to do this season right? After poor reception with Trials, the Nine decided to switch gears from hardcore pvp activities to hardcore pve activities. (Let me say this before the rest of the critique of this season, I personally loved everything about it and I am trying to be as unbiased as possible) The Reckoning was what the community had been asking for, a repeatable, rewarding endgame activity with matchmaking. In all reality it was a mess made in heaven. With the hardcore players complaining about how content was going back to being too easy as we were getting stronger, Bungie made us more powerful in Forsaken but the content stayed around the same difficulty... until Reckoning. This activity was a mess of rushed changes due to feedback and the enemy of all MMO style games, power creep. Majority of the Destiny community doesn’t understand the implications of power creep but Reckoning showed them a taste of what content would have to be built like if we continued to grow in power. It was narrow and punishing, it was only made for the most hardcore players yet it was accessible by anyone because of matchmaking. You’d get into a game with 1 person trying to complete it, 1 blue berry who clicked it by accident, and 1 person who’s been afk for 15 minutes. It was a nightmare, it basically required you have certain exotic armor pieces and weapons to complete it. At this point the hardcore players had understood that the game wasn’t going to be challenging and then Bungie dropped the most unforgiving thing they possibly could. It took the challenge way too far for most players whilst not being rewarding enough. Bungie would later admit that Reckoning was built as power creep content. So ending Drifter, hopes were up for the next season which included a raid and a 6-person matchmade activity. We were finally going to get a payoff to the entirety of the story told throughout the year one raids, we were going to be treated by our good friend Calus.
Season of Opulence was the best and worst thing that has ever happened to Destiny. It set a standard for loot intentionally and how the player should be rewarded for their time way too high. People were able to go into the Menagerie (a Mario Party like activity where there were a bunch of mini games you had to complete before you were allowed to fight the final boss) and, thanks to a bug, come out with close to 10 weapon and drops of their choice. This made anything that was less rewarding not worth the time spent doing it. The Menagerie ruined loot by being so rewarding, Bungie made a terrible decision after seeing how much the community loved free loot and we will see that in about 6 months from now. Along with Menagerie came Crown of Sorrow, a new raid activity and with that, Contest Mode. Contest Mode limited the amount of power that benefitted you past a certain point for the first 24 hours of the Raid release, as to not have a Wrath of the Machine/Scourge of the Past problem where players would over level the content and circumvent a pain point in Day 1 raiding. Crown of Sorrow was met with mixed reviews, overall it was a great experience that had few flaws but it was nothing to write home about. But Destiny 1’s best Waifu was on her way back with the next expansion, and we were going back to the moon.
Shadowkeep was Destiny 2’s second big yearly expansion, it’s list of innovations is a bit shorter than Forsaken but it had its improvements. The biggest being Armor 2.0. (which is ironically the third iteration of armor. Armor 1.0 which was armor in D2Y1 had no perks and just had mods. Armor 2.0/Armor 1.5 which was armor from year 2 had randomly rolled perks and then this system weirdly named Armor 2.0 did a bit more) Armor 2.0 added stat rolls back to armor and gave the player some control over the perks of the armor set. For all of the flaws it had Armor 2.0 was an overall great change for the game. As for the rest of Shadowkeep, the story was great and once again hinted at the Darkness like Season of the Drifter before it. But it ultimately hasn’t been payed off yet. The moon was back with new areas to explore and old areas to rediscover. A new activity in the public space, a new Dungeon (a raid-lite experience that was previously only a secret type activity in the Dreaming City) a new strike, and a brand new full sized-ish raid. Garden of Salvation was a continuation of the Shadowkeep story and it was, as always, fantastic. It was challenging... so we thought. Contest Modifier (as it came to be called) was back and the term artificial difficultly never made more sense in Destiny until now. The raid was intense and mechanically challenging but as soon as Contest was turned off all that was left were the mechanics. No challenge from the enemies attacking you. Just do mechanic, shoot boss. Still a great raid but it doesn’t join the hall of fame with some of the others. It’s a good B tier raid. Let’s fast track the rest of this to get closer to current day.
Season of the Undying launched alongside of Shadowkeep and was as thin as thin could get. Its main attraction, Vex Offensive was a Menagerie-lite experience that was linear and the same every time. It was extremely easy and extremely rewarding for the effort put it. This was what really solidified what Bungie was going for, going back to appealing to the casual players. Even though the season was thin on content we had high hopes on what the Dawn would bring and oh were we disappointed.
Season of Dawn was good by all accounts but it really set Destiny into a game that isn’t meant to be played by the hardcore the way we were used to the season was great fun and extremely rewarding by all accounts but people were getting tired of playing a menagerie like activity and being generously rewarded. It got old. Fast. The highlight of the season was the community effort to solve the Bastion puzzles. Say what you want about the reward Bungie did a fantastic job making a puzzle to bring the community together, even if you couldn’t directly participate you knew that the community was hard at work decoding cyphers and becoming actual cryptarchs. People will say that it’s not fair that they didn’t get to help the big streamers solve the puzzles because of whatever reason. But this was a community effort no matter what. We as a community went forward in time and yanked Bastion into existence and that’s cool. Oh also Saint-14 was brought back to life. Nearing the end of the season there was another community event. To make a long story short, people donated lots of seasonal currencies to unlock Trials of Osiris the next season. That’s all fine and good, but the reward structure of the last few weeks during this donation period consisted of standing in the tower and pressing 1 button to get loot. But as all days do the Dawn faded and would hopefully turn into brighter days.
Onto current day, Season of the Worthy is here. There’s new public events, accessible to all players, a new grind for people to do and new weapons to chase along with armor mods that empower those weapons to do great things. For the pvp players Trials of Osiris is back and it’s what people wanted. A hardcore, sweaty, endgame activity. It’s reward structure needs some work but other than that Trials is better than it’s been in a long time. Overall Season of the Worthy is great for the here and now but most hardcore players are looking forward to the next big expansion for a real challenge and revamp of the content and focus of the game. The game has steadily improved on itself season over season and I have faith that Bungie will continue to innovate and improve the game for all players instead of just catering to a single group as they’ve tried to do so many times. Me as a hardcore player, I don’t play every day anymore. I’m no longer a kid who gets home from school to play until bedtime. I’m an adult who has responsibilities and obligations and Destiny is still my main game but I can’t put in the hours I used to. I still love and will forever love this game and this universe but I take breaks here and there. Just because I don’t want to play the game right now doesn’t mean that I hate the game or that it’s dying. On the contrary I take breaks so I can come back a few weeks later and get into the hardcore mindset and do a long grinding session. Sure, as a hardcore player the game isn’t where I’d like it to be at but I still love the game. I could be considered a Bungie apologist but I have my own gripes with the game but that doesn’t turn into blind hatred on the forums about how the game is dead or how the devs don’t know what they are doing. As Destiny players we all know one thing for sure, we wouldn’t be who we are without this game, and for that I thank you Bungie. For allowing us into this universe and allowing us to experience this. If Destiny ended tomorrow we’d all be sad but we’d be thankful that we got to experience the game.
P.S: This was originally written as a script for a video essay a few weeks back but I’ve edited some of it to make it somewhat readable. It’s not perfect and I’m not entirely happy with it but I don’t want it to just be a script gathering dust. So here it is. Civil discussion and feedback is welcome.
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2020.02.19 15:42 my_secrets_throwaway Sex advice for a couple of squares

I (32M) am looking for sex advice with my wife (32F) of 10 years. I sure hope she doesn't start redditting and stumble upon this because she would know it is her instantly. I've been reading a ton of advice from other reddit posts and other internet sources but I thought if I laid out my personal story I could maybe get some more personal advice. Sorry in advance, I'm going to be a little long winded and go in several different directions.
So my wife and I have had a satisfactory sex life by both of our opinions I think for quite some time (2-4 times a week I would say). She would be up for more if I wanted but I I feel like we are both content with the frequency given our work and kids situation (neither of us get enough sleep). It wasn't this way when we first married. I didn't realize when we were younger but she wasn't comfortable with embracing sex, I am sure it had to do with being told having sex would have terrible consequences when was a teenager by her parents. I didn't really notice too much because we would drink often enough before we had kids and that would get her all horned up and we would have good for us sex often enough. We would still have sex sober but not not as much and I think she always had to force herself to some degree (it wasn't near as much fun sex). I really do miss when she had the perfect amount to drink and be a freak (for her), but having kids, being responsible adults it is just once in a blue moon now. I would love to be able to unlock part of that when she was sober.
I don't remember when, its been long enough now but for awhile I stopped trying to initiate sober sex with her because it didn't seem like she enjoyed it and it also took the enjoyment out of it for me. I didn't get to the point of resentment, just didn't bother trying unless she was into the wine. So after that went on for awhile, she made a change. (came to a realization? not exactly sure) She told me that she realized her subconscious negative views of sex and talked to me about it and told me that she was going to work on it, we were going to have sex whenever (within reason) I wanted to, she was going to make an effort to initiate. It worked, she started to get more comfortable with sex and things have been pretty great since. I haven't thought about that in a long time, it was pretty early in our marriage, but we have had a pretty great marriage and think things wouldn't be very good at this point if she hadn't put in the effort to change herself for us.
Now, while I love that we have sex frequent enough and enjoy it enough, it is pretty much the same every-time. We've figured out what worked for her and mostly stick to the script (unless there is the rare occasion of just the right amount of booze) Basically I finger her to warm her up, usually she will ride me cowgirl (or a position I can finger her while PIV) and is able to get herself to climax pretty quickly by grinding her clit into me. When she orgasms it is often enough to get me to cum then or soon after, if not we will try a different position that lets me thrust better and I try to get off before she starts to get to sore. Unless she has been drinking she has been very much one and done. Also, if I deviate from the script she won't get there, if her clit is ignored at all after getting her warmed up, she looses it and can't get off, so we have to go straight to a position where either she can grind her clit or I can finger her.
So I have started a mission to add some variety to our sex life. I started with trying to be more sensual with her in foreplay, taking my time, more tease, and also trying to give her oral. BTW we haven't messed around with oral for a very long time. For her because it didn't do that much for her, for me it really turned me on but I knew she didn't really enjoy it so I stopped asking and also other than getting me turned on it didn't get me close unless I would fuck her face which I can understand not enjoying on her end, I wouldn't want my penis rammed down my throat either. I think the actual issue is that we are both just not very good at giving oral. I've been researching, watching how-tos, realized no wonder she wasn't getting much out of it and hope to try again soon and see if I do better.
I decided to talk to her about my desire to make things more interesting, I was pretty nervous about hurting her feelings but I think I handled it alright and she wasn't hurt and noticed I had already been trying. I told her I wanted us to figure out how we can both make each other enjoy the other as much as possible. I also made a proposal I though was a good way to kick off the initiative that I hope goes well. It goes like so, every Friday night at 9:30 PM is sex date (once kids are for sure sleeping), each week we alternate who picks what they would like the other to do for them sexually in whatever way. I told her that I would do anything she wants, don't be afraid to ask anything. It doesn't have to be anything new or weird (but encouraged) just something that isn't our normal routine. If one of us requests something beyond what we are comfortable with we can veto the idea and no judgments will be made just move on to something else. She then asked " so if I asked you to dress up like a chicken, you would do it?" and I replied "If that is what turns you on I'll order a costume right now." I also suggested we share our idea the Monday before because 1st, I thought it would be exciting, 2nd so that can consent can be given if any props/clothing need to be purchased. I am excited for our game, I think she is too. She told me her first idea and while it is as vanilla as I expected (doing it in our Sun room with windows on 3 sides) I am still excited. My idea I plan to tell her next week is that I want her to wear a blindfold and just lay there while a slowly tease her and attempt to pleasure her (hopefully with success this time). I hope its positive and something she wants to continue for a long time.
So does anyone have any advice for me? Did I approach the subject OK or am I being selfish?
Any good suggestions for our sex dates? I can think of 500 things I would love to do to her but I want her to feel pressured into doing things she don't feel comfortable with every time.
I already looked quite a bit for giving oral advice but if you feel like there is something I should know please tell.
Any suggestions on how to make her comfortable enough to unlock the freak the booze brings out?
Is there something I can do to help her still desire to keep going longer after she has orgasmed? It sure seems like she is one and done, then only hanging in there for my sake. I hate that if I take to long it can start to be uncomfortable for her. I would love it if she would be able to achieve multiple orgasms, but has only ever happened on the rarest of drunken occasions.
The 'one and done' combined with'ignore the clit she looses it' also stops me from trying other positions to find out if anything else that is pleasurable for her. I've tried recommended positions for G-spot stimulation and such but it doesn't seem to do much for her and often causes her pain in positions that let me go deep. I'm not sure if its just because she is no longer feeling into it after the orgasms/too sensitive of if I'm just not doing it right. But on the rare drunken occasions shes gets into those and it seems more likely to work not completely sure to honest, I mean I am also drunk on these events. Any thoughts on what I could try?
Keep in mind with suggestions that while I hope we can find new things to enjoy with each other, we are a pretty tame couple by reddit standards.
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2020.01.22 19:13 Throwaway69171987 13 years together, 10 years gone...and an IVF baby made from porn.

I (32) met my husband (32) in 2006 when we were both 18. When we were dating I made it known to him that I didn't like him watching porn and it made me feel shitty about myself and he promised he'd stop. For 10 years I believed him, even when I'd ask, he promised he didn't look at porn.
10 years into our relationship, and 4.5 years married, I had a 4 month old baby girl and my new-mom brain felt more insecure than ever. I started suspecting him of lying to me, cheating on me, and all sorts of wild things were running through my mind at the time. I asked for his passwords...I know it was aggressive and I feel badly, but long story short, I found out that he hadn't been very good at hiding his porn consumption. I only found bits and pieces in his search history but that night in April 2016, I told him to come home from work early (he had a big meeting with out-of-town coworkers) or he'd lose his wife.
I sat him down and asked him, several times, "Do you have something you want to tell me?" And he tried to deny it a few times. Then he took a deep breath and said, "for the last 15 years of my life, I've had an addiction to porn.
I was floored. I was expecting "I look at porn sometimes." not...a full-blown addiction. I proceeded to cry and ask tons of questions. I found out that NO he hadn't cheated, and NO, he would never consume unethical or underage porn; I found out that he spent several hours a WEEK consuming vast amounts of porn (not just the snippets I found through hours-long internet history searches).
He promised me that in 2015 (the year prior) when we went to the fertility clinic the day I had my egg retrieval for IVF, and he was to provide his "sample", that he used the naked photos I sent him and not the porn the clinic provided for the purpose.
That night I went for a long drive and wound up almost killing myself, if not for the suicide hotline I'd be dead.
But for weeks after this confession, I still had my doubts. I figured, if he lied about this to my face for 10 years, what ELSE is he keeping a secret?
I finally dug deep enough in his internet history that I looked up the morning of our egg retrieval/sperm donation. 7:53 a.m. "redhead cowgirl fuck".
I almost threw up. I almost packed all of his shit and threw it on the lawn. I almost lost my mind. So, I asked him again, "is there anything you want to tell me about that morning?" And again he tried to lie. I gave him one more chance to come clean. More denying. I sent him the screenshot, only to get a deluge of apologies back.
My daughter was conceived with porn. I feel like not only am I adequate enough for my husband's affections and lust, and not only am I not "woman" enough to get pregnant on my own, I'm not even "woman" enough to inspire my husband to give me his seed for conception. Lilly's mother might as well be that "redhead cowgirl fuck" chick.
So this was all 4 years ago that I learned this...and I'm only feeling moderately better. Every attempt at therapy for myself has bombed. I've talked to many people, sympathetic to my plight but also telling me how unreasonable I'm being. Our couples therapist (was a dude, big mistake) told me that my husband looks at porn "probably because he enjoys the female form". Thanks asshole, really helpful; I'm sitting here being chubby while most of his porn was "redhead" "big tits" "asian" etc.
I dye my hair red with henna now. I got bariatric surgery and have lost a ton of weight. My next stop is to get breast implants. He doesn't want me to do any of this, and of course he feels guilty, but he's ruined me.
It's been 4 years and I'm still heartbroken. I still feel lost.
I should mention that we're okay...ish. He had gone to therapy and also group for it, and he really did seem to care about quitting. He's since admitted that he's done it a few times since...who knows how much. I'm too tired to care.
He doesn't support me changing myself in any way...and has maintained that he's been attracted to me from day 1. He's never had a hard time getting ready for sex and he's always happy to do it.
Maybe this insecurity is mine and mine alone...but that just makes me feel worse. I was lied to, married him under the pretense that he wasn't a porn addict, had a baby under the pretense that he wasn't a porn addict, and now he makes three times as much money as I do so I feel like if I left I'd be screwed.
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2019.07.27 07:25 make-me-yours-please She broke the windows and our relationship

(Quick note: I’m NOT looking for dating advice. Yes I know that I’m young. That is completely irrelevant to the story. This guy and I are going to try and see each other again once everything blows over, so I’m not asking for any sort of advice because I already have been getting enough advice that I have been following from my parents, friends, and my therapist. I just want to vent.)
So, I (22f) had been dating this guy(33m) for a few months. Everything had been going amazing and we clicked so much. I had already met his kids (12m & 10m) because they live with their dad full time and he didn’t want to leave them alone at the house while hanging out with me. I didn’t expect it and was confused about it at first, but it didn’t bother me since I absolutely adore children. Then I asked bf if he had told his ex wife/the mother of his children (who will now be called Karen) he is seeing someone and that I have been around the kids. I didn’t know a lot about her, but he told me that he broke up with Karen because she cheated on him multiple times for years. I wanted to meet her, because she had a right to know who is around her children and I wanted to respect that. I asked him if he could possibly tell her so that she would not be in the dark. So he did.
The gates of hell had opened. She freaked out, even though he hadn’t even told her that I had been around the kids. That seemed kinda weird. A few days passed and she started threatening to turn off the power and the WiFi. Then, bf asked me to take the kids to the store to get groceries. They literally didn’t have any food that wasn’t a year over the expiration date. While the kids and I were there, one of them saw a family friend and said hi to her. Well, she was Karen’s friend. So, Karen found out about me being around the kids and went full psycho. I quickly dropped the kids off at bf’s house and got the fuck out of dodge. I unfortunately didn’t have time to grab the stuff that I had accidentally left there. Mainly my $300 cowgirl boots and my gaming equipment.
Well, when I got off work later that day, bf informed me that Karen had stolen my boots and took off with the kids. I was completely livid. Once I got to bf’s house, I called the police and put a report in. She was warned that if she didn’t return my boots within 24 hours she would be charged with theft and property damage (she damaged the shit out of my gaming equipment). I spent the rest of the night comforting my bf. The next day, I got off work early so that I could go to bf’s house and get my things. She was there and had promised to be nice. Once I got there and stepped out of my car, I saw that she was there. That’s when the slurs began. She yelled at me every horrible thing that you could call a woman, including a home wreaker, whore, trash, slut, comments about my physical appearance, etc. I just went in, got my things, and got out in complete silence while bf yelled at her to stop. I could hear the kids in their room crying and it broke my heart.
Ever since that day, she had been getting more and more psycho. She eventually did turn off the power and the internet. It all peaked when she went through his phone, saw his text messages, and smashed all of the windows in the house. To make matters worse, the kids were at home. The neighbors called the police and she was escorted off the property. I went up there as fast as I could because the kids and bf all had glass in their body; since I have first aid certification, I wanted to help them to the best of my ability.
Before anyone says that she is just upset that I’m around her children, she rarely ever came to see them before I came along. She would actively insult them and refuse to feed them if bf wasn’t there. She also was threatening her own children to turn the internet if they didn’t leave bf’s house the night that she stole my boots. She has also admitted to bf that she is trying everything that she can to make his life a living hell. Bf and I recently broke up. She has way too much power over him at the moment, so he had to surrender for the time being. The fact that she was putting his children in danger made him make the decision. Hopefully soon he and I can be together again. Karen will always be one of the only people in the world that I truly despise with a burning passion. There is a special place in hell for people like her.
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2018.10.13 04:46 WheelJack83 Goblin Slayer FAQs (SPOILER ANSWERS)

SPOILERS FOR ENTIRE GOBLIN SLAYER UNIVERSE
If it is OK with the mods, I think we need to start some sort of FAQs or catch-all answer thread that gets pinned. I notice a lot of people are answering the same questions over and over, so I think it would help if we made some general Q&As. I notice even some complaints and things about plot holes are things that get explained in the story.
Case in point, why doesn't the Adventurer Guild provide higher level adventurers for Goblin Quests, give them better instructions, etc.
What is Goblin Slayer?
Goblin Slayer is a light novel series created by Kumo Kagyu. It's also adapted into a manga series and now an anime from Studio White Fox. It is currently up to volume 9 in Japan.
Goblin Slayer has several spinoffs: Goblin Slayer: Year One, a prequel story; Goblin Slayer Gaiden 2: Tsubanari no Daikatana (Daikatana of Singing Death), which is another prequel story; and the manga Goblin Slayer: Brand New Day. The Brand New Day manga adapts the side stories from Light Novel Vol. 4. Daikatana of Singing Death also has both light novel and manga versions.
Who Is Goblin Slayer?
Goblin Slayer is a human, silver-ranked adventurer who only likes to hunt goblins.
How old is Goblin Slayer?
At the start of Goblin Slayer (original LN/manga), he's 20 years old. He's been a professional adventurer since he turned 15. He lost his village when he was 10. For five years, he traveled and trained with his Master, who was a Rhea. After five years of harsh and brutal training, his Master left him to go on a journey, and Goblin Slayer joined the Adventurer's Guild. Master Rhea's current whereabouts are a mystery.
By LN Vol. 5, Goblin Slayer and his party have been working together about a year. So, Goblin Slayer is likely about 21 at this point.
Is Goblin Slayer a goblin?
No. He's a human adventurer. Interestingly enough, there was a betting pool at the adventurer guild that took bets if he was actually a goblin under his helmet or even a woman. In short, the author is well ahead of the audience rather than the audience getting ahead of him [Hello Game of Thrones].
Why does the Adventurer Guild only hire novice adventurers for goblin quests?
Villages that pay money to the guild to assign quests can usually only afford paltry rewards for goblin hunts as the quests are usually involving small outskirt villages that don't have enough money to put in more for more veteran adventurers. As a result, the guild can only afford novice adventurers for the most part. Goblin Slayer is an exception since all he wants to do is hunt goblins and nothing else.
In the regular series, Guild Girl notes, "On top of that, because the reward for goblin subjugation is small, expert adventurers don't bother taking those quests. And so, the guild has no choice but to send beginner adventurers. Regardless of whether they die or become injured, the goblins must be fought off. Even if the first adventurer group is wiped out the second or even the third group will exterminate them."
In other words, had Goblin Slayer not intervened in the opening story, the guild simply would've by process of elimination kept assigning novice adventurers to the quest until one was able to clear the nest. Is that sort of dark? Yup. But this isn't a happy go lucky world. It's a crap sack world.
Why doesn't the Adventurers Guild take better care to warn adventurers about the potential dangers and set rules to have them buy potions and equipment?
It's not their job. From Goblin Slayer: Year One, Guild Girl's coworker tells her about the goblin quests, "Just let the newbies take care of them." Guild Girl responds, "But there are no guarantees they'll be okay, are there?" Coworker for Guild Girl bops her on the head and curtly replies, "It's their job to take care of themselves."
She also says, "We just hand out the quests. If the adventurers complete them, they earn our trust and reward." The guild administrators and receptionists are not there to guide and instruct the adventurers on how to do it. The adventurers are freelancers. They take the quests and accept the risks. If they succeed they get a reward. However, this clearly troubles Guild Girl that they can't do more. She even says, "I understand we can't coddle people, but I feel straitjacketed." Guild Girl also echoes at one point, "It's on the adventurers themselves to complete the quest or not." Essentially, the Adventurer Guild wipes themselves of responsibility for the adventurers. They assign the quests, rank them, and pay them. That's it. However, Guild Girl does want to change this. This becomes a plot point later on.
It's also an issue of resources. The Guild does not have the "resources" [money] to coddle or do more for the adventurers. Basically, the Guild doesn't want to invest money in training the adventurers or "coddling" them to give them a better advantage for a quest.
How do the goblins get taken care of if they are so dangerous and wipe out rookie adventurers?
Guild Girl also addresses this in Year One. "If the first party of rookies succeeds, all well and good. If they don't, a second or third will destroy the nest."
So is the Adventurer Guild basically sending all these young rookies to certain death and destruction? Possibly. It's an argument sure, but it's basically what the adventurers signed up for.
Why do young people want to become adventurers with such real dangers and not realize how badly it can go?
Keep in mind this is a world without the internet, message boards, computers, social media and everyone being digitally and electronically connected. Stories are passed down second, third or fourth hand. Or they hear fancy ballads from traveling bards and storytellers. The young people grow up hearing fairy tales or folktales about adventurers and their heads are filled with idealistic dreams. They want to become adventurers for fame, glory, or money or they want to help people. But they are young and green and they aren't aware of the true dangers they face. They've not yet been exposed to the potential horrors of war and adventuring.
This isn't exactly a new idea. Young people eager to enlist in the military and fight in a war and then they are exposed to the horrors of combat and war. It's not exactly the same but you get the idea.
But a lot of young people become adventurers because they have sort of a romanticized or idealized view about it.
Additionally, this isn't exactly the most prosperous world either. I imagine some young people become adventurers because there's not much else they can do. Goblin Slayer: Vol. 4/Brand New Day addresses this. There are two young adventurers showcased doing low-level dirty work. One thinks that if they didn't have this, they'd likely have to turn to serf-hood or even prostitution.
How many Adventurer ranks are there?
There are 10 total. The lowest level is Porcelain. The highest level is Platinum. Platinum rank adventurers are extremely rare. Priestess and the rookie adventures she meets at the beginning are all Porcelain ranks. After five years of goblin hunting, Goblin Slayer is now a Silver, so he is Rank 3. The other Goblin Slayer party members are all Silver rank.
Rank 10: Porcelain Rank 9: Obsidian Rank 8: Steel Rank 7: Sapphire Rank 6: Emerald Rank 5: Ruby Rank 4: Bronze Rank 3: Silver Rank 2: Gold Rank 1: Platinum
The highest level adventurers who work out in the field are the Silver ranks. They are basically experienced veterans. Gold ranked adventurers probably work at a government level, and the Platinum ranks are basically heroes of legend. Only 16 people in this world have made it to platinum rank. The latest platinum rank is depicted in the interlude stories of the light novel and is a teenaged female paladin, about 15 years old. She is referred to as the Chosen Hero or Hero.
Who Is the Chosen Hero?
She is a 15-year-old adventurer. She was raised at the temple in the village Goblin Slayer saved in Goblin Slayer: Side Story Year One Volume 1 (LN). So, she met Goblin Slayer when she was about 10 and Goblin Slayer was about 15.
The first Light Novel volume depicts Hero discovering a magical sword and becoming the Chosen Hero and a platinum ranked adventurer. Her story is happening concurrently to Goblin Slayer's story in the light novels, usually depicted in the interludes. One could call Chosen Hero as the true "main character" of this Universe.
Chosen Hero met Goblin Slayer in Year One, so why doesn't she remember him when they meet again in Volume 3 (LN)?
Hero is basically an air-headed ditz. She's not very bright. Here's an example of her giving a report to the Adventurer's Guild in her interlude chapter from Volume 1:
"What do you mean, do I plan to fight them? …Huh? The ancient spirits of evil have returned? The guy I killed was one of their generals? And this is the sword of light? Pfft. As if. I can’t be the legendary hero, can I? I mean, I’m a girl!"
Think Star Butterfly from Star vs. The Forces of Evil and you get a better idea of what we are dealing with here. She's not exactly dealing with a full deck. Plus, Goblin Slayer looked a lot different when they first met.
Upon their second meeting, Hero thinks Goblin Slayer is an undead who has possessed a suit of armor and looks quite strange.
Where do the goblins come from?
It's yet to be confirmed. There is a thought that they come from the world's green moon. It's a dark, ugly and barren place. They resent that humans had a lush and green world with things they do not have and covet them. They also hate those with words. Chances are they were created by one of the Gods playing the game that is essentially world of Goblin Slayer.
How are goblins able to breed with females?
Might sound like a cheap answer, but they just are. They need females to breed and propagate their species and they are only born as male goblins. This is not the only light novel/manga story to interpret goblins in this way. Keep in mind the goblins are likely the offspring/creation of a dark god playing a tabletop RPG or servants to unholy monsters like the demon lord. In other words, their ways would not be "natural." They aren't natural creatures. They are monsters, and not the good friendly kind.
Who are the Gods?
The Gods are the omnipotent beings who created the world of Goblin Slayer and the people and tribes therein. They include Light, Law, Order, Truth, Destiny, Chaos, Darkness, Illusion, Knowledge, and Abundance. It's stated that Fate and Chance are the dice that the gods roll.
Essentially, what happens in the world of Goblin Slayer is a giant tabletop RPG being enacted by the aforementioned gods. The adventurers of this world are essentially the pawns of the gods. They roll dice on their adventures and those rolls enable their actions. Based on a chapter with Heavy Warrior, the characters are aware of this to some degree as they talk about getting a "bad roll." This is why we hear a dice roll at the end of the first episode and saw some dice on a game board in the preview.
Goblin Slayer is an anomaly among the other adventurer pawns. Because of his planning and strategizing, he essentially negates the rolls of the gods themselves. That's what the tagline means when it says, "He never lets anyone roll the dice." And because his mere planning negates the rolls of the Gods, even the gods are not sure what his fate will be.
So, while Goblin Slayer is not particularly exceptional and has no magical abilities, his merely planning around goblin attacks has given him the power to negate the gods themselves.
Who are the members of Goblin Slayer's party?
Goblin Slayer's party includes Lizard Priest, Dwarf Shaman, High Elf Archer, and Priestess.
What about the harem?
Goblin Slayer has drawn the romantic interest and attention of number of women. So far, the confirmed list includes Priestess, High Elf Waifu (Archer), Sword Maiden, Guild Girl, and Cow Girl.
Who is Goblin Slayer's one true waifu?
His main interest begins and ends with hunting goblins. His newfound friends and comrades are sort of trying to help him grow emotionally as a person and get out of his shell. While Goblin Slayer has expressed women as being attractive, he doesn't actively pursue any type of romantic interest. He's clearly close to his childhood friend, Cow Girl, and he does have a growing relationship with Priestess, but he's still mostly focused on hunting goblins and not getting a girlfriend.
As for who should be the final girl here, I'm not going to express an opinion. My personal favorite is High Elf Waifu. Honestly though, if this story ever gets a formal ending, I don't see it ending with some sort of wedding or something. But that's just my opinion. Let the shipping police debate until their faces turn blue.
Has a Goblin Slayer party member been raped or killed yet?
No, but there have been some close calls. High Elf Waifu was nearly assaulted by goblins, but they were eventually able to rally back and fight them off. Priestess had her shoulder bitten off by a Goblin Champion, who then licked her face. Goblin Slayer then strangled it with a dead body's hair and managed to rip the Goblin Champion's eye out. That's what you get for messing with Priestess Waifu. Don't worry about Priestess. Lizard Priest used refresh on her to make her good as new.
Goblin Slayer was gravely hurt in the battle. Sword Maiden had to use Resurrection, a type of healing miracle to heal him. It required her casting the spell, and a pure virgin sleeping next to him naked. As a result, Priestess had to sleep next to him naked to heal him. And no, nothing sexual happened. Goblin Slayer was passed out the entire time. After he woke up, he checked over Priestess' shoulder to see that she was no longer hurt and got dressed.
Who Is Sword Maiden?
One of the rare gold-ranked adventurers who was one of the adventurers who helped overthrow the Demon Lord 10 years prior to the start of the story. Sword Maiden was once captured and raped by Goblins. She survived, but her face was hit with a flaming torch, and her eyesight was severely damaged. She can still see some shapes and outlines, but she's mostly blind.
She now serves as the Temple of Law's Archbishop of the Supreme God. She will soon be featured in the next Goblin Slayer spinoff which is about how she and her party defeated the Demon Lord. Keep in mind this will happen after she was kidnapped and assaulted by Goblins. So, you will see a story involving an adventurer who was traumatized by goblins and still manages to become one the world's greatest adventurers.
If low-level goblins are so dangerous and such a threat, shouldn't they be more of a menace?
The fact is they are a menace. Goblins might be the lowest level of monster, but they are also the most abundant. And whenever they show up, they are likely to start menacing or terrorizing a village. A single or duo of goblins on their own are not that dangerous. A group of villagers could likely fight or chase them off successfully. However, if they manage to start a whole nest, they find strength in numbers and that's when they become a huge problem. Think of the goblins like a plague of locusts. A single locust is small and might not kill a bunch on its own, but a swarm of plague locusts could be deadlier.
Why doesn't Goblin Slayer use better equipment, armor, and weapons?
For a multitude of reasons. For one, Goblin Slayer doesn't want to use more expensive, higher level equipment that he could probably afford because he's thinking ahead. Goblins are scavengers and they steal their weapons as well. If he dies in battle against goblins, he doesn't want the goblins to have access to high-grade armor, weapons, or equipment from his corpse.
For another reason, he doesn't need them. Goblin Slayer is all about weapons for practicality and ease of battle. He carries a short sword because goblins usually nest in caves. A great sword or long sword is not an ideal weapon to wield in a cave. He uses leather armor for mobility and chain mail to stop a dagger in the dark. When fighting a horde of goblins, it's simply easier and quicker for him to use a weapon, discard it after a few kills, and then grab a new one, be it a blunt object or a sharper bladed weapon. In the light novel, he's always open to trying new weapons and tools as well. In Volume 3, he buys a triple-edged blade, which he utilizes in combat against the Dark Elf.
Early in the story, Guild Girl even mentions if the goblins are not taken care of, the country cannot move forward as their actions curb development of human society.
Who is Goblin Slayer's master?
Goblin Slayer's master is of a halfling race called Rheas. He's referred to as Master or Burglar (Hobbit reference) in the light novel. Burglar rescued Goblin Slayer as a boy after his village was destroyed by goblins. Goblin Slayer was trained by Burglar for five years, and he taught Goblin Slayer how to fight, defend himself, and survive with very harsh and brutal training methods.
Is Goblin Slayer's master a goblin or wearing a goblin mask?
No he's not, and he's not wearing a mask. He's just an old and gnarled looking dude. His pointed ears are because he's a rhea. Note that other rheas in the story also have pointed ears. He's not a goblin or wearing a mask. He's just old and has ghoulish features like Willem Dafoe.
Where does Goblin Slayer live?
He lives on the farm belonging to the uncle of his childhood friend, Cowgirl. He rents a room from them and considers it his home. Cowgirl was visiting her uncle's farm when their village was attacked, and had been living with her uncle for five years until she encounters her friend Goblin Slayer again and asks that she come to stay with them.
The farm is just outside Frontier Town or Frontier City, where the Adventurer's Guild and Priestess' temple are situated.
Do the characters in Goblin Slayer have names?
In the text they do not. They are simply named by their job title, race or class. The author said he couldn't up with names he likes, so he decided to just give them titles or nicknames and let the fans come up with names for the characters.
On the other hand, what should Goblin Slayer be called other than Goblin Slayer? Sort of hard to imagine calling him Bob or some other random name. Goblin Slayer is his true name for all intents and purposes. But no character in Goblin Slayer really has a formal name.
Does Goblin Slayer ever slay monsters that aren't goblins?
Yes. While he's primarily focused on slaying goblins, Goblin Slayer has ended up having to use his S-tier munchkin powers on other monsters and baddies other than goblins. In Volume 1, his party ends up facing the Ogre Mage who is in service to the Demon Lord. Goblin Slayer used the Gate Scroll with the water blast to defeat him.
In Volume 2, the party faces a Giant Eyeball monster [like a Beholder from DnD]. Goblin Slayer comes up with a strategy to cause an explosion to blow it up in an enclosed room.
In Volume 3, they face a Dark Elf mage who they beat.
In a Volume 4 side story, Goblin Slayer parties with Heavy Warrior and Spear Man to climb a giant tower to fight a dark wizard.
In Volume 8, at the start of the story, the team investigates a sea goblin threat near the ocean. It turns out to be a giant fish monsteleviathan that they defeat.
How how many episodes is the anime?
The anime series, produced by White Fox, is 12 episodes; with one recap (SP) episode.
Has a second season been announced?
The final episode announced that "Goblin Slayer will return," indicating there will be a second season or some type of sequel animation. There is no release date yet. I would advise fans to be patient because it might take a while.
What volumes of the light novel series and manga does the anime adapt?
The anime essentially covers Volumes 1-2 of the Light Novel series, along with some bits from a chapter in Vol. 4.
Where the manga is concerned, it basically covers chapters 1-29 of the manga. However, some events have been changed or switched around in the anime adaptation. Most notably, the Water Town arc happens before the battle of the farm. In the light novel, the battle for the farm happens in Volume 1, and the Water Town arc happens in Volume 2. For the anime, it was switched to after Water Town.
If I want to start reading the Goblin Slayer Light Novel or Manga Series, where should I start?
I've given you enough information to see how much and what the anime covers. However, you should really start both from the beginning. The anime and manga are both available online digitally, and if you purchase them online or through physical copies, you are supporting the author and publishers. That helps bolster the position of the series so we can hopefully get more merchandise, books, and anime material. The sales for the books and manga will have a direct affect on whether a second season is made or not.
The best place to start with the light novels and manga is from the beginning. The manga series has its own unique art style and some great visual comedy and humor. The light novel also provides a little more backstory and world building for the characters and world for the anime. There are interlude chapters here that haven't been adapted in anime or manga form either.
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2018.08.15 06:18 AndysNaughtyAccount My First Love [MF][MFF][virgin]

First off before we begin, this is the first time I have tried to write a sexy story. And while it is a story, it's also a pretty accurate account of my first adventures in sex and love. I have not given people's names and omitted some events. This took place earlier this year, somewhere in the UK.

My First Love

I was a late starter to dating as a 39 year old guy. I had always been sexually interested in women but massively lacked confidence, due to two main body image issues, I have been obese ever since I was a teenager, and I'm a little on the small size in the trouser department, both caused bullying at school which made me think that girls would never be interested in me, so I never bothered asking them, and I never got approached either. Being a bit shy and introverted didn't help either. I had always been pretty horny, but as a nerdy computer loving teenager in the mid-nineties, I was in the first generation to be brought up on internet porn, so I curbed my hornyness in the normal way, and tried to convince myself that I was asexual as I couldn't bring myself to be naked in front of anyone and that girls will just not be interested in me.
Several years ago due to feeling like crap health wise I decided I had to start to sort my weight out. It took nearly 2 years of long walks, swimming and dieting, but I lost over half my body weight. For the first time since I was a kid I was the correct size for my height. The weight loss must have triggered a massive rise in testosterone or something, because for the first time in my life all I could think about was getting a girlfriend, I don't remember feeling like that even during puberty, but that's the sort of feelings I was having. I physically felt great and I was not fat, but I didn't have a six pack and there is a bit of excess skin due to loosing so much weight. But for the first time since I was a kid I had energy and I felt in the best shape of my life. Another side benefit that I had not expected was my dick felt and looked bigger as the fat pad around it had shrunk back giving the illusion that it was much larger than ever. Both factors caused a huge boost in self-confidence.
About a year into my weight loss I had started to switch away from watching porn as I had found /gonewildaudio, and also /pillowtalkaudio the audios on there made me realise that intimacy was so much more important to me than the sex that porn portrayed. I also listened to Eve's guide for regular guys from Eraudica.com, which began to convince me that I shouldn't cut myself off from female company, love and sex, and that porn wasn't what I should have been relying on. Don't get me wrong porn is not a terrible thing, just it's not a replacement for company and real sex. So all this conspired together to bring me to the real beginning of the story.
So January this year turned up and it was my 40th birthday later in the year, and I really didn't want to be the real life "40 year old virgin", so I set about finding my first ever girlfriend. I signed up with a few dating apps, and after a few failed matches, I eventually matched with a lovely fun sounding alternative girl in her early 30's, lets call her L. L was a short BBW with brown/purple hair and a huge pair of tits, and to top it all off she has an amazingly cute face, with a lovely smile and great eyes, that I could gaze into for ever. She shared my sense of humour and taste in films and TV. She explained that she was pan-sexual and polyamouras, essentially bisexual, she told me that she didn't see gender, only the person and she liked having multiple lovers, and was in an open marriage to another woman, but that they didn't live together, she had also been married before to a man. This didn't freak me out, I may be a virgin but I am very open minded, I've always believed that consenting adults can get up to whatever they like between themselves, as long as nobody else is getting effected. She told me she wanted a friend and have some fun in the bedroom, which all sounded great to me.
We chatted for a week or so online, while I eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out on a date, amazingly she agreed. I wanted to be open and honest with her, so I sent her a message telling her I was nervous as I am a bit small in the trouser department, and that it would be my first ever date and that I had never even kissed a girl and was a virgin, I was so nervous as I sent that message that I would lose her by being too honest, as that had put a couple of previous matches off. But she messaged me back saying to my surprise and delight that I needn't worry, she didn't mind my severe lack of experience or care about my dick size, and she would love to guide me through everything if we hit it off. So we arranged an evening date at her place a couple of days later, to watch her favourite film, which sounded great as I had not seen it.
Sort of luckily the film would not play properly as her internet was playing up. As an IT guy I thought about offering to try and fix it, but I think she knew that the only issue was that her kids were up in their bedrooms using all the bandwidth, instead of being asleep as they should have been. So we just put some random telly on in the background and spent the evening chatting and getting to know each other, we got along so easily, she was so easy to talk to, and pretty soon it was midnight. I thought we were reaching the end of the evening, but she took my hand and asked me if I wanted to go upstairs. The question in itself didn't shock me, as during our chats before the date, she had hinted at the possibility of me staying over if we hit it off. What did shock me was that I hadn't screwed up the date, putting her off me completely. I said that I would love to, if she did, and then my heart started pounding so loudly I thought that she must be able to hear it.
So we both go up to her room, and she told me to lay down on the bed and she lay down beside to me. She started cuddling me and sensing that I was nervous, she went in for my first kiss, she had such soft kissable lips, I loved it, so I started kissing her back, holding her shoulder, rubbing her back, and touching her hair, just following what she was doing to me. She could tell I was getting into it, but still a bit nervous, so she guided my hands all over her amazing curvy body, she slowly started undressing, and helping me to as well. I got my first view of her fabulous 40 GG tits, which she put my hands on and told me to squeeze. I spent a while just fondling her boobs and pinching, licking and sucking her nipples, and kissing her, and running my hands through her hair. It was at this point that I could feel her hands move down my body and onto my cock, which felt harder than I have ever been in my entire life, she was rubbing and squeezing me through my underwear, which came off at this point, it felt fantastic, I was oozing so much precum. I could hear her enjoying the attention I was giving her hard nipples, and she almost forcibly dragged my hand down and placed it just above her pussy, to my surprise she was totally clean shaven.
I began to do what I had been longing to do for ages, I explored her shaved pussy with my fingers, while I kissed her. She told me that her clit was pierced, which helped me locate her magic spot, and get my bearings. I was rubbing gently all over her pussy lips and around her clit, and she was clearly enjoying the sensations, but she told me to go just a bit lower, and I found her opening and I finally slipped a finger into her wet hole. God she was so slippery and I explored her pussy deeper as I slipped a second finger inside her, all while keeping my thumb rubbing and circling around her clit. I used my fingers in her pussy to try and find her g-spot which I had read so much about online.
I have always wanted to eat a women's pussy, so I kissed my way down her body and ended up between her thighs and gave her slit a quick lick, and got my first taste of her sweet pussy juices. What a wonderful sight, smell and taste, I loved it. I began by engulfing her clit with my lips and sucking gently, and using my tongue to lick and flick her clit. Every so often I would lick up and down her entire pussy area and stick my outstretched tongue deeper into her wet pussy. After a few minutes of some very tasty pussy and clit licking and using a couple of fingers to rub what I thought felt like her spongy soft spot, that I assumed might be her g-spot, all while she was holding my head and running her fingers through my hair. It took a while but she started thrashing about and panting and moaning. She pushed my head away and squeezed her thighs together and told me to stop rubbing and just hold her, I could feel her pussy squeezing my fingers. I thought, had I just given her an orgasm?
I moved back up and cuddled her and we kissed, she loved the taste of her pussy on my lips. Funnily she then asked me if I was actually a virgin, she couldn't believe that I had made her wetter with my fingers than her wife did, and was amazed that I had made her cum. I explained that I had done "copious amounts of internet research, you know, for science", to which she laughed. I asked if I had actually found her g-spot, and she told me I had. Who knew the internet could be correct about that. She asked me if I was ready to go all the way. I said yes.
My cock was still rock hard despite not having had much attention while I was down between her legs, and she went down and kissed my head, and started sucking it. Due to my size she was able to go balls deep without gagging, she squeezed the base with her lips and used her tongue to circle around my head and shaft while sucking, it felt amazing. She looked up at me and I had my hands in her hair, and I was rubbing her shoulders and back, she got up and leaned over and we kissed, as she straddled me and I felt her hand guide my cock towards her wet pussy. She rubbed the head of my cock up and down her slit and over her clit. She slipped me in to her and slowly sunk down pushing my cock balls deep into her wet hole. She paused for a moment to let me savour the feeling and I looked up into her face with her hair cage around my head, she smiled at me with her naughtiest grin, I glanced down and to see her massive tits hanging there, and I could feel her pussy around my cock for the first time ever. I hugged her and pulled her towards me and we kissed and she started to rock her hips back and forward, and she rode me cowgirl style. She felt amazing, all the while we were kissing and cuddling and I was touching her boobs and sucking her nipples.
It was nothing like I expected, decades of porn had not prepared me well for the real experience, and just everything was so overwhelming, touch, smell, taste, sounds and sight a total sensory overload. Unfortunately the only downer on the whole experience was that I couldn't cum. I think 30 odd years of solo masturbation and watching too much porn had given me death grip, combined with nerves and performance anxiety all weren't helping. I could keep it up as I was hard as a rock the entire time, but the sensations were just so different to what I was expecting, and absolutely nothing like what it felt like when I jacked off. Don't get me wrong I was loving all the feelings and sensations, and I got close a couple of times, but just couldn't get over the edge.
We were both getting tired, and she tried to give me a hand job to finish, which again felt great, but after a few minutes I took over and even I couldn't finish myself off. I felt so over stimulated, like I needed to go completely soft and have a break and start again, but we were both exhausted, and in sexual bliss anyway at this point. I suppose it's called bedroom cardio for a reason. She told me not to worry and that it is not uncommon for that to happen, especially with a new partner. I told her that she was gorgeous, seriously sexy and was massively turning me on, I didn't want her to think she was the problem or to hurt her feelings. I think mainly I was just too nervous to cum in front of someone else for the first time ever. While I was a bit disappointed that I couldn't cum, the whole experience had been amazing, I had made her cum several times and I felt like a king. We cuddled and kissed and talked sweet nothings for a while and fell asleep in each other's arms, I was in heaven.
So I had had my first date, first kiss and she took my virginity, all on one amazing night. She was so understanding, guiding me gently through the whole thing. It was probably the way people hope there first time would go. We awoke the next day and did a bit more kissing and cuddling, and I fingered her and made her cum again, and she gave me another blow job and hand job, but I still couldn't cum, bloody nerves. But I had to leave as she had family things to do, that afternoon.
We had several more dates, I did get to see her favourite film, which I enjoyed, and we had been having some great sex, and I thought I was starting to find my rhythm, and I had even cum all over her, and inside her pussy once, both of which she loved. I still found it difficult to finish, but it was all feeling great. I knew from the beginning that this was never going to be a long term relationship, due to her open relationship with her wife. I imagined that we would just have some fun times together and it would last as long as she wanted it to, and we would maybe be FWB and that would be it, and I was good with that, I needed some female company and we liked each other. Things were about to change.
About a week or two later just after my 40th birthday she invited me over for the evening, I think it was our 4th or 5th date. I arrived to find L's wife was also there, let us call her G. Although this was the first time I had met G, she did know about me from the start so no cheating was ever involved, I wouldn't do that to anyone. Still being a bit naive I assumed that we were just going to spend the evening together as friends, and then I was going to go home. Well we did spend the evening together, watching a couple of films and chatting together, having a great time. Again just like L, G was super easy to talk to, and I enjoyed her and L's company immensely.
When it started getting a bit late, and I thought it was nearing the time to leave, L said she was just off to the bathroom and that she would meet us both upstairs in a few minutes, and then the penny dropped, was I about to experience a threesome?
I followed G upstairs to their room, as my heart started pounding just like it did on the first date. G got undressed and got onto the bed, I also stripped and lay down next to her. L entered the room a couple of minutes later to see me next to G. I had not started doing anything with her yet as I was still not sure of the etiquette. She joined us and proceeded to start things off.
L was fishing for something under the bed, and she emerged with her Hitachi vibrator. She got between G's legs and began eating her pussy and fingering her and vibing G's clit with the Hitachi. I began kissing and touching my second ever woman. I was touching, squeezing and pinching G's boobs and tweaking her nipples. L told me to come down and join her between G's legs and watch, as she brought G to a shaking orgasm which made her squirt all over both our faces, so hot. They switched places and G used the vibe on L's clit, while I kissed L and played with her tits. I also gave my hand to G to help finger L's pussy to her first orgasm of the evening.
L and G both got either side of me and the both started kissing and cuddling me at the same time, and they had their hands on my stiff cock, they kissed their way down my body and started to give me a double blowjob while they kissed each other, they looked so great together, the passion in their eyes showed and they clearly loved each other, and were enjoying using me together. They took turns riding me, while kissing together, and I would finger the pussy of whoever wasn't riding me, it was fantastic, at one point G came hard and squirted on me with my dick deep in her pussy it felt amazing, so hot, wet and messy. Again performance anxiety about me cumming kicked in, and so we all took a break.
During the break in the action while we were just kissing and cuddling together the tipping point in the relationship happened. With me sandwiched between them, G prompted L to tell me about something that they clearly had been discussing together earlier. This sounded serious, so I feared bad news, like thanks but it's over, or I wasn't any good in bed or my cock was too small to satisfy them, or other such bad news. But L looked me in the eyes and told me she loved me, and G followed it up with "he's a keeper". This was the last thing I was expecting, and I just melted into my now official girlfriends arms kissing her and cuddling her for all I was worth, I told her I was also falling in love with her. It was so beautiful and something I'm never ever going to forget. I remember that G was behind me just giggling, and fake retching due to the sappiness of it all. I imagine that this isn't the normal scenario for most people when they are told by their lover that they love you, especially the first time ever. I then turned to G and asked her if she was alright with the situation, and gave her a big hug and kisses too, so she didn't feel left out. Turns out she was fine, as she is also polyamouras and bi as well.
Once we recovered we proceeded to have a marathon mutual masturbation session, with both girls cumming several more times, but again despite the two beautiful and amazingly sexy girls beside me I still couldn't cum, my dick still felt so overstimulated and desensitized that I couldn't rub fast enough even with lube to get me over the edge. So we fell asleep in each other's arms with me in the middle.
G woke up first and as a light sleeper when in a different bed, I was still dozing and beginning to wake, she started kissing me and so I kissed her back and started touching her boobs and body, she was loving the attention. I moved my hand down to her pussy, and started to finger her, I had a couple of fingers sliding in and out of her wet slit and my palm was rubbing against her hardening clit, it wasn't long before her pussy was pulsing and my hand got very wet as she squirted all over my hand, all while we were heavily kissing. To return the favour she went down and started sucking my cock, and by this time L was walking up, so G and I started fondling her and she started to join in. I was kissing L and nibbling her nipples while G sucked me off and I had a couple of fingers in L's pussy as well. Again we finished with a wank fest, but god damn brain wasn't allowing me to cum again, L and G clearly love my stamina but blue balls was beginning to get to me.
Fast forward a month and unfortunately L gave me some devastating news. G and L were both moving away so that they could live together. I still don't get why it had to be so far away, it wasn't a work thing, I think it had something to do with affordable housing, they needed a large house as they have 5 kids between them. As the move was not until August, I said that I still wanted to carry on seeing her, and that I love her and want to be with her, and we both had a cry and cuddle together. I said that we could try and make something long distance work, it was only a few hundred miles away, but deep down I knew that that the move was probably going to be the end of it, maybe we could be long distance FWB, only seeing each other once a month or so. But hoping at the very least we had until August.
A month or so later, we were still seeing each other and both of us were still madly in love with one another. I was trying to work out how I could make the long distance thing work. G had already moved to sort the new place out, and L was visiting with her on and off, so I could not see her as much. It was about this time that G started going through some sort of breakdown due to the anxiety and stress of the move, and L was obviously distraught. She needed to spend all her time helping her out, even if she wasn't at the new place with G. I told her I totally understood and that I was there for her if she needed me. Two agonising weeks passed by with me messaging her just to see how she was doing, and asking if there was anything I could do to help, and we saw each other only a couple of times. We messaged daily and spoke on the phone occasionally, and she told me that she was also not coping well with the move and that she knew that I was hurting for not seeing her, and she didn't want me to hurt, but she didn't feel she could see me while her wife needed her support. I told her that I understood totally, and that clearly her wife was more important to her than I was, and that the pain of missing her was better than the pain of breaking up, and I was here for her and would help in any way I could.
We had one more amazing date and then a week or so after our last date, and 3 months to the day since the amazing first date, that changed my life forever, she phoned me and told me that she couldn't cope with the stress of everything, and that it wasn't fair on me that I was involved in her problems. She couldn't bare causing me pain for missing her. Again I told her that I understood, but that I really wanted to wait for her to sort the breakdown and move out, but she said that causing me pain was unbearable to her, and that she still loved me but I deserved a "proper" girlfriend, one that I could have all to myself, she told me I was an amazing man with so much love to give, and that she had enjoyed all the times we had spent together, and if she had known that the move was happening she wouldn't have been on the dating site in the first place, and that she was sorry for causing me so much heart ache. I told her that I loved her and didn't want to cause her any more pain and stress either, and that the times we spent together were some of the best memories of my life, and that I would never forget her as long as I live, and it was with a massively heavy heart that I agreed that we should break up. We both spent the call crying and telling each other that we loved each other, and please never forget each other. I did say if she ever changed her mind to contact me.
It's been 6 short months since we met and 3 long agonising months since the spilt and I am assuming that the move has happened by now, it was supposed to be in the first half of August. She was my first date, first kiss, I gave her my v-card, and she was the first girl to ever tell me that she loved me, and the first girl that I ever loved. I still miss her like crazy. I went into the relationship not really expecting to fall in love, I wasn't even sure that I could love, having never wanted intimate company before my weight loss started. She had also said that she just wanted a friend and some fun in the bedroom, right from the start so I assumed that we were only going to be a FWB thing, but that moment she said I love you, I realised that I felt the same towards her, and that changed everything.
I haven't heard from her and I haven't contacted her in the 3 months since we split. I don't know what my reaction would be if she did make contact, I would love to know if she is in a better happy place than she was when we had to split. I have thought about contacting her several times, but I've been strong. Part of me knows that while I still love and care about her deeply, starting things back up would only push the pain further down the line when I realise that I need more from a relationship than she could give. But god damn she would be a sight for sore eyes if she did want to see me again.
I cannot hate her or blame her for any of what happened to cause the break up, I only wish I could have convinced her to allow me to wait for things to blow over, and maybe we could have spent some more fun times together before the move. It's even worse that we both share similar attitudes to life, enjoy the same taste in films and TV, and other interests as well, oh and the sex was great too. I was getting better at it at the end as well. I feel that I lucked out with my first love and I can't seem to let go just yet, and don't believe that I could ever find someone like her again.
Right now it just hurts so much being without her. I hope that any future breakups are not anywhere near as bad as this first one. I am not crying quite as regularly as I was a week ago. I just don't feel like I'll ever be ready to get back out there and meet someone new, and while I hurt, I also feel so lonely without her. I miss having someone to touch to be touched by, even just a simple hug is a wonderful experience. It's like I now realise what I have been missing for most of my life. I feel like an idiot and a failure for not getting over my confidence issues years ago.
The End
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2018.08.14 13:10 AndysNaughtyAccount 3 months post split

Sorry this might just be a bit of a vent, and to try and work things through in my head by typing out the story of my first love.
I was a late starter to dating as a 39 year old guy. I had always been sexually interested in women but massively lacked confidence, due to two main body image issues as I have always been obese and I'm a little on the small size in the trouser department, which due to bullying at school meant that I just assumed girls would never be interested in me.
Due to feeling like crap health wise I started to sorted the weight issue by loosing over half my body weight, it took nearly 2 years of long walks and swimming and dieting, turning me into a normal size guy for the first time since I was about 12-13 years old. This weight loss must have triggered a massive rise in testosterone, as for the first time in my life all I could think about was getting a girlfriend, the closest way of describing it was, it felt as if I was going through puberty again. I felt great as I was not fat, and reducing my weight had made my dick feel and look bigger (I know its an illusion), both causing a boost in confidence.
My 40th birthday was looming, and I really didn't want to be the real life 40 year old virgin, I set about finding my first ever girlfriend. So in January I joined a few dating apps, and I eventually matched with a lovely 31 year old fun sounding alternative girl who shared my sense of humour and taste in films and TV. She was pan-sexual and polyamouras, essentially bisexual and liked multiple lovers,. She told me she was in an open marriage to another woman, but that they didn't live together. This didn't freak me out, I may have been a virgin but I am very open minded, I've always believed that consenting adults can get up to what ever they like between themselves. She told me she wanted a friend and some fun in the bedroom, so we chatted for a week or so online, and I eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out on a date. I was honest with her and I told her I was a bit small in the trouser department, and that it was my first ever date and that I had never even kissed a girl and was a virgin, and she told me she didn't mind any of that and that she would help guide me through everything.
We had arranged to meet her at her place, we were going to watch her favourite film, which sounded great and I had not seen it. Luckily it would not play properly as her internet was being very slow, so we just spent the evening chatting and getting to know each other, we got along so easily, she was so easy to talk to, and pretty soon it was midnight. She took my hand and asked me if I wanted to go upstairs. I was not shocked by the question, as we had sort of talked about the possibility of a stay over if we hit it off while we were chatting online before the date. But I was shocked that I hadn't screwed up chatting with her and put her off. I said that I would love to.
So we go up to her room, and spend a while just cuddling and kissing, she guided my hands all over her body, and we slowly undressed each other. I spent a while just fondling her boobs and pinching her nipples, and kissing her, when she almost dragged my hand down to her pussy and I did what I had been waiting so many years to do to a woman, I gave her an orgasm with my fingers and ate her out. Funnily she then asked me if I was actually a virgin, as she couldn't believe that I had made her more wet with my fingers than her wife did, and was amazed that I had made her cum. I explained that I had done copious amounts of internet research, you know, for science, to which she laughed and asked me if I was ready. I said yes, and she gave me a quick blowjob and then straddled me cowgirl, and rode me. She felt amazing, all the while we were kissing and cuddling and I was touching and sucking her amazing boobs and nipples. Porn just has nothing on the real experience, just everything was amazing, touch, smell, taste and sight a total sensory overload. Unfortunately the only downer on the whole experience was that I couldn't cum. I think 30+ years of solo masturbation and watching porn had given me death grip, and performance anxiety wasn't helping, I was hard as a rock, and she tried to give me a hand job to finish, but even I couldn't finish myself off. She told me not to worry and that its not uncommon for that to happen due to nerves. I told her that she was seriously sexy and was massively turning me on, I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
So I had had my first date, first kiss and she took my virginity, all on one amazing night. She was so understanding, guiding me gently through the whole thing. It was probably the way people hope there first time would go. We fell asleep cuddling and awoke the next day and did a bit more, before I had to leave as she had stuff to deal with.
I knew from the start that it was never going to be a long term relationship, due to her open relationship with her wife I imagined that we would just have some fun times together and it would last as long as she needed it to, and we would maybe be FWB and that would be it. But a week or two later just after my 40th she invited me over for the night, I think it was our 4th or 5th date, I arrived and her wife was also there (she did know about me and no cheating was ever involved, I wouldn't do that to anyone). Still being a bit naive I assumed that we were just going to spend the evening together as friends, and then I was going to go home. Well we did spend the evening together, watching a few films and chatting together, having a great time. When it started getting late, my GF said she was just off to the bathroom and that she would meet us upstairs in a few minutes, and then the penny dropped. I followed my girlfriends wife up to their room. We then had a night I will never forget. My girl entered the room to see me next to her wife in bed, not doing anything yet as I was still not sure of the etiquette. She joined us and proceeded to start things off. She got between her wife's legs and began eating her pussy and fingering her, while I kissed and touched my second ever woman. My GF told me come down and join her between her wife's legs and watch, as she made her wife squirt all over both our faces, amazing. They switched places and my GFs wife ate out my GF, while I kissed her and played with her boobs. They both gave me a double blowjob and took terns riding me. During a break in the action while we were just kissing and cuddling the tipping point in the relationship happened, with me sandwiched between them, my girls wife prompted my GF to tell me what they clearly had been talking about together. I feared bad news, like thanks but its over, or I wasn't any good in bed or other such things. But my GF looked me in the eyes and told me she loved me, and her wife followed with he's a keeper. That was the last thing I was expecting, and I just melted into my now official girlfriends arms and kissed her and cuddled her, and told her I was falling in love with her too. It was beautiful and something I'm never ever going to forget. Her wife was behind me just giggling, and faking retching due to the sappiness of it all. I imagine that this is not the normal scenario most people are in when they are told by their SO that they love you for the first time ever. I then turned to her wife and asked her if she was alright with this situation, and gave her a big hug and kisses, so she didn't feel left out, she was fine, turns out she is also polyamouras and bi as well.
Fast forward a month and unfortunately my GF told me that they both had to move away, for reasons I still don't fully understand, it wasn't a work thing, something to do with affordable housing I think, so that they could both live together. As the move was not until August, I said that I still wanted to carry on seeing her, and that I love her, and we both had a cry and cuddle together. I said that we could try and make something long distance work, it was only a few hundred miles away, but deep down I know that that the move was probably going to be the end of it, maybe we could be long distance FWB, only seeing each other once a month or so. But hoping at the very least we had until August.
A month or so later, we were still seeing each other and both of us still madly in love with one another. I was still trying to work out how I could make the long distance thing work. Her wife had already moved to sort the new place out, and my GF was visiting with her on and off, I could not see her as much. It was about this time that her wife started going through some sort of breakdown due to the anxiety and stress of the move. My GF was obviously distraught and needed to spend all her time helping her out. I told her I understood and that I was there for her if she needed me. Two agonising weeks passed by with me messaging her just to see how she was doing, and asking if there was anything I could do to help, and we saw each other only a couple of times. We messaged daily and spoke on the phone occasionally, and she told me that she was also not coping well with the move and that she didn't want me to hurt for missing her, as she didn't feel she could see me while her wife needed her support. I told her that I understood totally, and that clearly her wife was more important than me but that the pain of missing her was better than the pain of breaking up, and I was here for her and would help in any way I could.
We had one more amazing date and then a week or so after our last date, and 3 months to the day since the amazing first date, that changed my life forever, she phoned me and told me that she couldn't cope with the stress of everything, and that it wasn't fair on me that I was involved in her problems. She couldn't bare causing me pain for missing her. I told her that I understood, but that I really wanted to wait for her to sort the breakdown and move out, but she said that causing me pain was unbearable and that she still loved me but I deserved a "proper" girlfriend that I could have all to myself, she told me I was an amazing man with so much love to give, and that she had enjoyed all the times we had spent together, and if she had known that the move was happening she wouldn't have been on the dating site, and that she was sorry for causing me so much pain. I told her that I loved her and didn't want to cause her any more pain and stress either, and that the times we spent together were some of the best memories of my life, and that I would never forget her as long as I live, and I reluctantly agreed to break up. We both spent the call crying and telling each other that we loved each other, and please never forget each other. I did say if she ever changed her mind to contact me.
It's been 6 short months since we met and 3 long agonising months since the spilt and I am assuming that the move has happened now, it was supposed to be in the first half of August. She was my first date, first kiss, she took my v-card, and was the first girl to tell me that she loved me, and that I ever loved. I still miss her like crazy. I went into the relationship not really expecting to fall in love, I wasn't even sure that I could love, having never wanted intimate company before my weight loss started. She had also said that she just wanted a friend and some fun in the bedroom, right from the start so I assumed that we were only going to be a FWB thing, but the moment she said I love you, I realised that I felt the same towards her, and that changed everything.
I haven't heard from her and I haven't contacted her in the 3 months since we split. I don't know what my reaction would be if she did make contact, I would want to know if she is in a better happy place than she was when we had to split up. I have thought about contacting her several times, but I've been strong. Part of me knows that while I still love her, starting things back up would only push the pain further down the line when I realise that I need more from a relationship than she could give, but god damn she would be a sight for sore eyes if she did want to see me again.
I don't hate her or blame her for any of what happened, I only wish I could have convinced her to allow me to wait for things to blow over, and maybe we could have spent some more time together before the move. Its even worse that we both share similar attitudes to life, and taste in films and TV, and other interests as well, oh and the sex was great too, and I think I was starting to get better at it as well. Its almost like I lucked out with my first love and I can't seem to let go just yet, and don't believe that I could ever find someone like her again.
Right now it just hurts so much being without her. I hope that any future breakups are not anywhere near as bad as the first. I am not crying as regularly as I was a couple of weeks ago, but I just don't feel like I'll ever be ready to get back out there and meet someone new, but while I hurt, I also feel so lonely. I miss touching someone and being touched, even just a simple hug is wonderful. It's like I now know what I have been missing for most of my life. I feel like an idiot and a failure for not getting over my confidence issues years ago.
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2017.12.22 19:30 FemLed17 A Happy Wife's Guide to Female Led Sex

Hello Sexxit, Merry holidays. I'm feeling particularly frisky this morning, and with no hubby in sight, I'm going to treat myself to writing a few words about one half of our particular bedroom dynamic in lieu of his lovely company since I consider it to be both extremely satisfying and emotionally intimate, and, well, putting this stuff down on paper (keyboard) is just too damn fun. Strap yourselves in (on) girls as this will probably end up quite long!

Background

When I first met my husband, it quickly became apparent that there was a serious imbalance in our sexual experience. I'd had a couple of long term partners in the past, both of whom were very open sexually, whereas he was a virgin at the time. Being a long time sexxit lurker, I made sure that we took things slowly and let him set the pace (our first time came around 9 months after we officially started dating and is absolutely one of my favourite memories). As a kinky person, however, we very quickly ramped up the ante and he became very enthusiastic about sharing his own kinks with me which has led to some funny and memorable failures in the bedroom, but even more long-standing favourites which we still enjoy to this day. Whilst we do take pleasure in more vanilla encounters, the majority of our sex involves one dominant, and one submissive partner, with us each taking about a 50/50 split of those roles. Since there is information aplenty on this subreddit for male led sex (and being honest here female led is my favourite), I'll just be discussing that half of our approach to having great sex in this post, in the hopes that it can bring even just a little more great sex to the world out there should anybody find this to inspire an evening or two for themselves.

Why Is Sex Like This Fun?

Let's start at the top with some sweeping statements. Sex is all about intimacy between two people. We express this intimacy by letting down our emotional and physical barriers. When the barriers are down we consummate this intimacy by experiencing mutual pleasure. Intimacy, letting down barriers, mutual pleasure. Simple right? Great sex, in my opinion, is built upon the strengthening of these three pillars. We strengthen intimacy with love, affection, kindness, romance, closeness, shared experiences etc - if you're in a relationship with someone you truly love then you will be well on your way to building this pillar. We strengthen mutual pleasure with improved sexual technique - positions, angles, g-spots, p-spots, part of which we'll come onto later in this post. But the key pillar which I believe dominance and submission strengthens is that of breaking down the barriers between our two lovers. When you're blindfolded, you are innately opening yourself to your partner and placing your trust in their want to pleasure you over your need to watch what they do. When you are tied up, you are innately placing your trust in your partner over your need to freely move. Each act of submission breaks a barrier, brings us closer together, and allows for heights of pleasure and intimacy which, for me at least, are not possible without. That's why it's fun.

Okay, Heights of Pleasure Sounds Good, But What is Female Led Sex?

Female led sex is any encounter in which the dominant, leading role is filled by us girls, whilst our hot hunks open up and allow us to break down every barrier to intimacy they have. And that's it. Female Led Sex for you could be as simple as tying him up and riding him every Wednesday like clockwork. He sees it coming each week but oh how he gets hard throughout the day at work thinking about how, as soon as he gets home, the ropes go on and they don't come off until he's submitted that hard cock to be used by you for as many orgasms as you please. Love, check. Intimacy, check. The feeling you get knowing your husband trusts you so much he lets you tie him up every week and ride him to your hearts content, priceless. Of course, this is just one small example. Let's continue and see if we can work our way slowly through all the different building blocks which you might like to use to create a greater transfer of power between partners in your bedroom and hit new heights of intimacy.

1. The Pre-Foreplay

Contrary to what some may imagine, truly great sex does not begin in the bedroom. That's not to say you have to go on a room to room tour of the house making love on each surface before going to the bedroom, only that anticipation, hints, and seduction throughout the day make us all feel desired and will ultimately lead to a much more satisfying evening when both partners are already aroused from their "pre-foreplay" throughout the day.
The expression of desire for your partner is a key point here. Have you ever been with a guy that you just couldn't get enough of? Maybe you were bonking like bunnies with such an exciting frequency in the beginning only for you to notice that, realistically, you were the doing the majority of the work, the foreplay, the seduction, the sexy texting etc - feels a bit silly when you realise that doesn't it? Both partners need to feel desired by their SO, there's just no way around it. Before we continue sit back think about this a little - is my partner putting in the effort to our sex life that I need to feel sufficiently desired. Accordingly, am I happy with the effort I'm putting in to make my partner feel desired? If you're unsure on either of those points, sit down and talk to your SO - we're not going to get very far if one of you isn't feeling like the hottest shit.
All right, enough of that. Onto the meaty bit. Here are some Female Led Pre-Foreplay ideas to help you set up an evening of your wildest dominant dreams
  1. Wake him up in the morning by gently sliding him inside you and riding him. Tell him he gets 1 minute of pleasure for each submissive act he agrees to for that evening. Climb off without letting him come to make sure he's thinking about what he's agreed to all day long.
  2. Wake him up in the morning by gently guiding his face down between your legs - remember dominance means your pleasure comes first. Have him pleasure you until you're satisfied and then tell him that you expect a lot more of that from him that evening.
  3. Be upfront about your intentions by texting him if he's out/at work. This is your partner after all, if you can't be direct about your desires with them then you're setting yourself up for a life of missed hints and unsatisfying encounters. 'Tonight I'm taking control of you, I'm going to do X, Y, Z and expect A, B, C from you.' Simple as that - think of the power this gives you - request your favourite underwear of his be worn or that he prepares himself or the bedroom or any sex toys you might have in a specific way when he gets home. Maybe you tell him that you'll be requiring a massage as soon as you walk in the door or that you expect him to be blindfolded on the bed at 9pm on the dot. The possibilities are endless - it is making sure that you're both thinking about this throughout the day that is key.
  4. Keep a few pictures of your favourite toys on your phone and send to him the ones you intend to use periodically during the day so that he can be kept fantasising about what you'll specifically be doing with them.
  5. Require that he finds a private place (bathroom cubicle) every X hours during the day and strokes himself for exactly X strokes before returning to what he was doing. Tell him he must text you what he was thinking about each time so that you can keep track.
  6. Require that he wears no underwear during the day.
  7. Require that he wears a male chastity device (if you have one) during the day to remind him that today his erection belongs to you. This can be particularly fun and powerful if you've not previously thought about exploring the avenue of chastity toys.
  8. Forbid him from initiating sex for a period of time. 'Next week we're going to try something new. Only I will be initiating sex, since I know how rock hard it makes you when I take the lead. I want you ready and shaved each evening and you'll not make any advances until I push you down onto the bed.'
  9. Above all else, communication with your partner is key to the pre-foreplay. If in doubt, tell him or hint to him about what you plan to do that night/next week/X date to get you both thinking about it and aroused leading up to the main event.

2. The Initiation

Everything has to actually kick-off somewhere. From everything we see on this subreddit, this can evidently sometimes be a stumbling block for partners. I'm too shy? what if he rejects me? what if I mess up and do something really unsexy? It's okay, we've all been there at some point in our lives. A few points: If he rejects you, don't just let it get you down - talk to him. Why did he reject you? Was it a bad time, was he ill? No problem, we have to be reasonable here but that's okay, just initiate again at a later date with no hard feelings. Does he give a more substantial reason - something that signals you two might not be as compatible as you thought? Discuss that more and look for a compromise. There comes a point in every woman's life where we have to stand up and say this is the line, right here is the quantity and quality of love, sex and intimacy that I need to be happy. If your partner cannot provide that then I suggest you take a deeper look at what you want from life and whether you're going to attain that in your current relationship. As for accidents, doing something unsexy etc nobody cares - a great partner will either see you laughing at yourself and laugh with you or see that you're nervous and do everything in their power to help you save face. They are on your team, they are helping you succeed, they want everything you want and hey they were probably just admiring your breasts at the time anyway and missed the entire thing. Preamble over, let's look at some ideas on how we can initiate some kinky loving right here!
  1. "Take out your cock for me." Lead him to the bedroom with it.
  2. "Go and set up the toys please, I'd like you to take out X, Y, Z and then to strip naked on the bed and wait for me."
  3. "I'm going to make you mine tonight. Please undress me - we'll be starting with a massage."
  4. Set up an expectation during the day so that it can initiate for you. "When you get home tonight I'd like you to be naked and available on all fours on the bed at exactly 8 pm. I won't be mentioning this to you again - I expect you to obey my instructions purely from this text."
  5. Spread your legs whilst on the sofa in a skirt. "I think you've been bad today with everything I know you've been thinking about. Put your tongue between my legs and let's see if you can make up for it".
  6. Something as simple as taking his hand and leading him to the bedroom. "Strip for me." 3 words and away you go!
  7. Bring the chastity device to him. "Put this on for me - you'll need my permission for an erection for the rest of this evening."
  8. (This is my favourite) Start kissing him like you would on any other day. Slowly make it heavier, put your hand on the back of his head and pull his tongue into yours. Gradually move your hands onto the top of his shoulders and then start pushing him downwards. Keep pushing until he's on his knees looking up at you. "I think we need to put your tongue to work down there." There's just something about standing over him whilst he kneels and makes me come that I adore.

3. The Foreplay

Oh what a wonderful world we live in where we can live out our deepest sexual fantasies and then discuss them with strangers on the internet to compare notes. I'm going to stop holding back from this point so apologies in advance if any of my suggestions don't fit your particular kink landscape. I guess that uniqueness is what can make sex so special with your partner - there's a whole rainbow of their interests out there awaiting discussion, discovery, practice and combination with your own interests!
Before we jump into suggestions, I'm going to talk about a few recurring themes that will arise in foreplay and the main event. In mainstream media men in sex are largely portrayed as initiators, penetrators, the partner in control, the partner who chooses which orgasm is climax of sex, and largely the main recipient of oral sex and giver of anal sex. This is extremely lucky. 'Lucky?', you might ask. Yes, this is entirely in our favour because it means that turning this common perception on its head will:
So to summarise then, if in doubt, anything that loosely adheres to the following should be nicely taboo. (You'll know you're hitting the nail on the head when you see a hybrid look of deep vulnerability and intense arousal on the face of your submissive partner). In my favourite sex, women are the initiators, penetrators, the partner in control, the partner who chooses which orgasm is the climax of sex, and largely the main recipient of oral sex and giver of anal sex.
Erotic right? I'm wet just thinking about it. No holding back now.
  1. Order your submissive partner to gently ride a small dildo whilst you watch and enjoy cumming from your favourite vibrator. 'Good boy, show me how much that nice big dick of yours responds to that naughty little plug in your ass.'
  2. Tie him spread eagled on his back and sit on his face pointing towards the headboard. 'You're going to make me come like this and taste how wet making you submissive gets me. Make me cum and you can enjoy my other naughty hole.' When he gives you an orgasm like this turn to face the other way to reward him with your ass whilst he makes you come again.
  3. Tie him spread eagled and straddle just over his head so that your weight isn't on him but you force him to take in the view of your dominant pussy. Use your vibrator to cum in front of him and reinforce that these sessions are about your pleasure, orgasms, and that you're calling the shots.
  4. Take a powerful vibrator and begin with it at the base of his shaft. Slowly make him agree with how much he enjoys submitting to you and move the vibrator up towards the head of his cock slightly each time. 'I know you like it when I initiate don't you' 'I know you spent most of today thinking about my hot wet pussy pushing your tongue down into the bed. That's true isn't it?' 'We both know that, deep down, you're hoping that I get my strapon out later, admit it' Don't let him cum yet of course - controlling a man's orgasms is one of the most erotic things you can do to him.
  5. Enjoy his tongue all over your body - lie back and enjoy naming all of your erogenous zones. See if you can discover a few more. I like to always end this by making him lick my asshole (the repetition of this each time we play that game raises his arousal as he knows how naughty I'm going to make him at the end of it).
  6. Put him on his knees and have him give your strapon a blow job. This is seriously taboo for most guys - it'll either not do much for them, or the power of the role reversal in the situation will give them a raging erection despite not being touched. There's really only 1 way to find out which way your guy leans, though obviously discuss beforehand if he's relatively new to female led fun.
  7. If your man is good with his fingers, feel free to lie back and order exactly what you want from his menu. I like to combine this one with a chastity cage since when I'm on my back and he has his fingers inside my warm wet pussy, I don't want there to be any doubt whose in charge of what his cock is allowed to do (nothing but stay all soft and sensitive no matter his state of arousal).
  8. Handcuff your partners hands behind his back, lube up a small anal plug and then ask him to fill you up with it using nothing but his mouth. Wide bases are his friend here, and this usually results in his nose getting up close and personal with my pussy so we can let nature and pheromones do our job of driving him crazy with arousal for us.

4. The Main Event...

...by which I mean penetrative sex ah yeaa. That's an arbitrary definition of course, and please do completely ignore any semblance of order in your use of these suggestions - this is just what works for us :)
Before we dig in, a few thoughts. To me, nothing is more powerful or erotic than the closeness of penetrative sex. Being inside your partner removes all physical barriers and leaves only mental ones to disarm. In this way, combining penetrative sex with dirty talk and other techniques to have your man open himself, mind and body, in submission to you has produced the most powerful orgasms I've witnessed in both myself and my partner.
If you've followed a few of our steps up until now then you should be feeling nicely dominant, have had a good number of orgasms to warm up without being warn out, and have your man well on his way to a trance-like arousal in which he is permanently rock hard and willing to follow your every desire. If you're not there yet, then hey why not just keep going on foreplay - there can never be too much foreplay in the world!
With your pussy warmed up and wet at the thought of what's to come, and your man accepting his place beneath you, let take a look at my favourite ways to seal the deal on a night to be remembered, where the sex was hot, kinky, and we entirely opened ourselves up with our partner.
  1. Tie him on his back with his legs apart and hands behind his head. Gag him with your underwear so that he can constantly taste your arousal and then slowly lower yourself down onto him in your favourite girl-on-top position. Gently begin to fuck him with your pussy. If he moves his hips to meet you or makes the slightest sound, stop and remind him 'you're mine tonight baby, stay quiet and still for me give up everything you have'. Gradually work up the pace but stay true to your command - if he moves or makes a noise bring everything back to the start. I love this one because of his face whilst I fuck him and watch him try not to moan or move which is against just about everything his body wants him to do. He's giving all of that up so that I can dominate his cock as fully as I like to. 'It's so hot when you submit like this for me baby, and I can see in your eyes how good it makes you feel. Give everything up to me quietly when you're ready - my pussy is waiting for your little submissive orgasm.' I promise it will be anything but little.
  2. Have him suck, lube, and set up your favourite strapon. I very much prefer strapons that allow me to orgasm directly from fucking him - if that sounds as hot to you as it is for me, take a look into either vibrating or double ended strapons and pickup a quality model. Push him onto his back and ask him to hold his knees up to his shoulders. Tie him in that position and then blindfold him and gag him with your underwear. 'I don't want you to see anything or make a noise hunny - I want all your senses focused on that naughty tight asshole of yours whilst I spread you open and gently fuck you into your submission to me. My cock is in charge tonight, I'm just going to steadily fuck you and we both know you're going to cum just from the feeling of me inside you.' If you don't touch his cock at all and there's been a good level of buildup throughout the evening, there's a good chance you'll get to watch your husband cum just from being fucked by you. This is possibly my most favourite thing to do to a man - it represents a complete reversal of bedroom roles - he received sex from your big hard girlcock and his body admitted to liking it so much that it triggered an orgasm without you allowing him to involve his cock in sex at all. This can be such a mindfuck for a guy that you shouldn't be surprised if he needs all of the sweet aftercare that you've got. Whew.
  3. If you really want to take number 2 the extra mile, don't remove the chastity cage whilst you take his asshole and make it yours. Denying him even the ability to get his own cock hard whilst you force moans from his naughty hole with your big plastic one can be so erotic for a man that you'll probably start to see cum dripping freely from his cage. I like to have him on all fours when we fuck like this so that we can both appreciate the way his cock dribbles in response to my pounding. There's just something so sweetly submissive about a steady trickle of cum ebbing from him instead of the usual three or four aggressive spurts that clicks in with the eroticism of his submission. This effect can be especially pronounced if you've denied him an orgasm for a number of days beforehand (either through chastity or teasing) and resulted in easily the most intense orgasm that I've ever seen my husband have.
  4. Putting the strapons away for the moment, and climbing back into your favourite cowgirl variation, we can play a game we call 10 pumps. Sit back whilst your SO's cock is deep inside you and make yourself cum with a vibrator whilst he has to lie there and watch you moan (more restraints I think, mmm). Each time you have an orgasm ride him for 10 aggresive strokes. I like to encourage him to moan as loud as his body wants to with this one since I find it makes the 10 strokes all the more intense. Of course after the 10 are up go right back to your vibrator. This will slowly drive him to crazy level of arousals and you'll be amazed at the strength of the orgasm you can force on him. As we've done this more and more I've enjoyed lowering the pump limit (my husband came from a single stroke once in a very long and memorable evening!), but 10 is a good place to start.
  5. Another game we love playing as the finale to an evening doesn't really have a name but it goes like this. My husband bets a number of thrusts (usually around 30-50 depending on how much teasing I've subjected him to). I then fuck him nice and firmly in my favourite cowgirl variation for that number of thrusts and we do the following based on what happens:
Of course, this game really gets me hot under the collar when you consider that points 2 and 3 will often happen in the same round ;)

Conclusion

That's about all I have for now, reddit. I hope that someone out there finds some value in my ramblings. It ended up taking me all afternoon to get these notes down but I think it's an afternoon well spent considering that I got really quite turned on towards the end there. If this list was a little bit extreme for you, why not consider making your own! Just jot down a few bullet points of your favourite ways to make love to your partner and ask them to piece together an evening so that you can share your kinks with them. That's all we're looking for at the end of the day I guess - some loving, intimate sex :)
Also guys out there reading this thinking well hey actually I might just be into that, go ahead and show this to your SO and see what she makes of it! The only way you'll definitely never experience your deepest fantasies is by keeping quiet about them!
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2017.11.24 07:38 My_Sad_Throwaway69 I've been feeling really depressed and no one would understand why

I don't really expect help or advice from posting this, I just feel like I need to for the sake of myself.
I live in a small town in South Dakota with a population of around 50-60K. Everyone here is really old, and the kids that are here are about as redneck white-trash as you could imagine. Big pickups, ten gallon hats, cans of chewing tobacco, confederate flags and confederate flag stickers on their pickups. There's also the Native American population which insults me and harasses me for "being rich" and "taking their land" when my ancestors came from Germany and I'm barely above a lower class citizen lol. I feel like I'm in a TV sitcom everything feels so dumb and fake. I'm pretty normal I think. I don't watch sports, I play a lot of video games, keep to myself, try to get good grades, drive a Rav 4, not too bad yeah? Well there aren't too many people like me. The ones who are like me are on the complete opposite side of town. So I'm stuck with the cowboys and cowgirls
Whatever right? Just keep to myself and everything will be okay? Well wrong. It's my sophomore year of Highschool and I feel like I wanna fucking die to get out of this hellhole. I'm tired of being insulted for my curly surfer hair, my sweatshirts, regular shoes, appearance, it sucks so much.
There's also no decent girls at my school either. They're almost all rednecks or inbreds (no joke) or thotties. I can't find any chill girl here who shares my interests, and that sucks. Highschool is about dating and having fun, but there's nothing to do here and no cute girls. But I did find someone
I've been using discord since December last year. I met this girl who's now a freshman in college and this kid who is now a freshman in Highschool. Cool dudes. We talked everyday and got really close. Well eventually we met someone who did art for youtubers and twitter personalities. She was super nice. We talked for a long time and eventually starting joking we were "emarried" (married over the Internet) we were getting so close. Well one day I text her good morning and don't get a text back. Weird. I go on twitter. And on her private there is a ton of just sad ramblings. I felt awful so I message her again and see what's up. Well I find out she suffers from panic attacks and a severe OCD. Her parents tried treating her but they took her to the wrong place and it fucked her up worse. So I made an effort to be there for her at all times of the day and night. We would FaceTime at 1am and call at 3am some summer nights when she'd have a problem. I had never cared for someone more in my life. It got to the point where I developed feelings for her. Strong feelings. I tell her something's been bothering me and that I need to call with her and we get into skype and I tell her I have feelings her for. She tells me she has feelings for me too. Wow! A decent perfect human being likes me! I was so happy. It only lasted like 3 weeks :(
Everything is going great, I've never felt happier, and one night she calls me crying. She likes me but can't handle that I'm not there in person to be there for her and needs someone in person. That's alright I think. Let's not date until I can come visit you or move to Cali for you. It's decided. We still stay close. My feelings are growing still! What can I do? Nothing but count down the years
We still talk everyday all day and we still flirt and have a fun time. But once again, one day I wake up and send her hearts and stuff and she just skips over it. That's weird but okay. I go on with my day, and go on with the weeks. We talk everyday the same amount but something seems off with our weird relationship. I talk to one Of her friends and try to see what's up and there's nothing really to go off of. I figure I'll just ask her about it here soon
I ask her and she says she just saw us as friends for however long. I was so upset. So I said okay whatever and we still keep going and talking.
And now slowly she's been texting less, and we haven't played Xbox or computer games or FaceTimed in awhile, and she just seems like she has no patience for me anymore and the connection is gone. This burns me inside because my feelings are so strong. I've never felt this way before in my entire life. I think it's love. I think I love this girl. But she seems like she's pushing me away.
And no one irl knows about her. No one knows about the struggle or the constant heartbreak and reassemble. No one knows about this girl who is perfect in every way. I just feel like, maybe, she used me to get better, or for me to buy her stuff, and then kicked me aside. I feel like I just wanna die It feels like an intense breakup and i can't handle the people here. Not to mention personal life issues happening right now and the very average grades this year all taking a toll. You know who you are, you'll never read this but I love you so much. I wish things were different. I wish I could feel genuine happiness again and not just short term enjoyment in life.
Sorry for the biography. I felt like I had to type it all out to get off my chest. No one will understand if I try to explain it irl. But maybe someone will online
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2017.08.10 15:04 NotRoyalFan [BB] House of Drama 18: Teamed

This season will have 12 new houseguests come to the House of Drama, but there is a twist! 4 Houseguests from previous season will rejoin the game as regular houseguests! And the returnees will form teams, they will pick who goes on their team, who will be the last houseguest standing?

Welcome to the 18th season of House of Drama!

The Houseguests:

Nora Carpenter - 44 - Los Angeles, California - Unempoyed - Vte92Stefania

She is a normal woman who likes cats and has no job. She saw an inscription poster for this series.

Michael Kinelly - 32 - Chestertown, Maryland - Dancer - Vte92Stefania

Michael is one of the most talented dancers to date in "American's Got Talent", he loves pop and rock songs. This is just here to increase your popularity and meet normal people.

Willy Martines - 65 - Portland, Maine - Former military sergeant - Nahuelfire39

WillyRex is an old man who likes wars and explosions, was a military sergeant. He abandoned his army by age and was already retiring.

Kelly Noremi - 17 - San Antonio, Texas - Cowgirl - Nahuelfire39

Kelly helps her grandfather to look after the farm and do homework. She wants to be in this season to meet new people, make friends, and get the money for the farm.

Edvania Maria - 37 - Atlanta/Georgia - Barwoman - somewell

Very competitive, Eddy loves blindsides and big moves, she thinks her most outstanding quality is her social game, because she is a gemini.

Cicero Samson - 31 - NYC - Freelancer - somewell

Very physical and with a huge love for competitions, he is a fan of HoD since S01, now he wants to prove that he can also make a great player and show that he also can be a mastermind and socialbeast.

Desiree Denzil - 19 - Jersey City, NJ - Unemployed - Survivorlover52

Desiree is a spoiled brat,having gotten anything and everything she ever wanted from her rich father. She thinks she's superior to everyone else and thinks she will be able to float theought the game and be protected by her dad's money.

Keith Fernandes - 17 - Lancaster, California - Unemployed - unexcited_potato

Keith is a sweet guy who everybody loves. He will have a hard time voting people out that he likes because his feelings will almost certainly get in the way of his game.

Adam Armstrong - ??? - ??? - ??? - JeremyJ77 (He deleted his comment so i dont know the character's description, age, hometown and occupation.)

???

Alexander Orlov - 19 - New York City - Barista - TheChaoticPenguin

He is originally from Russia but came to America for better opportunity. Because he is Russian, many people call him by the Russian nickname of his name 'Sasha'. That being said, he is an aspiring YouTuber, with a dream of becoming an internet star.

Brayan Ulisim - 18 - Long Island, New York - A scientist's assistant - Anthony400

Brayan had an accident at this age had died, but thanks to his father who is a scientist, life revival but half human and half robot. His father decided to name him "Bot" is not known because but so was his nickname. Bot wants to be in this season to prove that being a Cyborg could win.

Zsa Louri - 34 - Chestertown, Maryland - Secret Spy - Anthony400

Zsa is a secret spy who likes fights. She took a vacation after many missions. She came to this series to pass the time.

The Returnees:

John Koen - 36 - Sweden, Arvika - Police Officer - (Season 10) - Gaz0202

Ramona Paige - 46 - Los Angeles, California - Unemployed - (Season 16) - Anthony400

Alice Oliv - 32 - United States, New York - Restaurant Owner - (Season 1)

Phoebe Gill - 29 - Canada - Fashionista - (Season 4)

(The owner of the returnee may switch the character's description, to do that, type in the comment the description.)
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2016.08.18 22:55 DFW_Explorer Things to Do! 8/18/2016 - 8/25/2016

Hi everyone, hope your week is going well!
As always, if you know about an event I have missed, please feel free to share the details in the comments below, or PM the info to me directly for any upcoming events you'd like added to the list.
OPENING THIS WEEK
North Texas State Fair in Denton, August 19 - 27.
‘Deuce’ on stage at Theatre Coppell, August 19 - September 4.
Nicholas Party: Pathway exhibition at the DMA, August 19 - February 2.
An Iliad on stage at Stage West in Fort Worth, August 25 - September 11.
Constellations on stage at the Wyly Theater, August 24 - October 9.
THIS WEEKEND
UniverSoul Circus at the Southwest Center Mall, August 16 - 21.
The Sound of Music at Bass Performance Hall, August 17 - 21.
Ringling Bros. Circus Xtreme at the Fort Worth Convention Center, August 18 - 21.
‘The Sandlot’ is the midnight movie at the Inwood Theater, August 19 - 20.
‘Don’t Think Twice’ playing at the Magnolia @ the Modern, August 19 - 21.
Texas Agility Shootout dog competition at the Will Rogers Memorial Stadium, August 20 - 21.
Texas Home and Garden Show at the Fort Worth Convention Center, August 20 - 21.
Music City, USA on stage at Amphibian Stage Productions, August 20 - 21.
THURSDAY AUGUST 18TH
Art and Jazz at the Amon Carter Museum.
‘S&M Sally’ film screening at the Magnolia @ the Modern.
SlingFest: Trebuchet Build Discussion at Thelab.ms Plano Makerspace.
Small Business Expo at Mountain View College.
7 Secrets of Snapchat Superstars at the Angelika Film Center Dallas.
PokemonGO Night at the Dallas Musueum of Art.
Wine Walk: Olympics Edition in Deep Ellum.
Rifftrax Live: Mothra in select theaters.
FRIDAY AUGUST 19TH
‘As You Wish’ Movie Night Under the Stars at the Cultural Activities Center, hosted by Alamo Drafthouse.
Late Night at the Dallas Museum of Art.
‘Til Midnight at the Nasher Sculpture Center.
Enchanting Raagas: An Evening of Sarod, Sitar, and Tabla at the Crow Collection of Asian Art.
Artful Readings: The Vanishing Velazquez at the Kimbell Art Museum.
Slow Art at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth.
SATURDAY AUGUST 20TH
LAST CHANCE Herbbits, Wizards, and Borks! Oh My1 at Pocket Sandwich Theater, July 1 - Aug 20.
LAST CHANCE Anime at the Modern at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth, August 6 - 20.
Hatch Chile Festival at the Grand Prairie Farmers Market.
Viridian Farmers Market at Overlook Park in Arlington.
Worm Composting lecture at Texas Worm Ranch.
Chalk Art Festival on West 7th.
Pokemon Capture Day at Fossil Rim Wildlife Center.
BassFace music festival at Lone Star Park.
Small Town Saturday Night in downtown Cedar Hill.
Party on the Block in Carrollton.
High Fives, Handshakes, and Hugs outreach event in Klyde Warren Park.
Date Night in the Park at Bear Creek Park in Keller.
Bob Cicherillo NPC Championships at the Will Rogers Memorial Stadium.
SUNDAY AUGUST 21ST
LAST CHANCE St. Trinian’s, The Musical at the Art Centre Theatre, August 12 - 21.
LAST CHANCE Beauty and the Beast on stage at the Art Centre Theatre, August 12 - 21.
LAST CHANCE Joel Shapiro art exhibition at the Nasher Sculpture Center, May 7 - August 21.
LAST CHANCE Vemeer Suite: Music in 17th Century Dutch Painting at the DMA, through August 21.
‘Thelma & Louise’ at select theaters.
Pop Up Curator at the Amon Carter Museum.
‘Jumanji’ screening at Studio Movie Grill, $3 tickets.
August Flea Market at Double Wide.
Night of the Blues in Deep Ellum.
MONDAY AUGUST 22ND
Classical Open Mic Night at Buttons Fort Worth.
TUESDAY AUGUST 23RD
BDB Tuesday Game Night at Braindead Brewing.
Rifftrax Live: Mothra at select theatres.
‘Fantastic Voyage’ at the Magnolia Theater.
Modern Interpretations at the Modern Art Museum of Fort Worth.
WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24TH
Thelma & Louise’ at select theaters.
Pokemon GO Catch & Drink in Sundance Square.
Walker Museum Internet Cat Video Festival at Texas Theatre.
Whisky & Movies: Annie Hall at Sundown @ Granada.
THURSDAY AUGUST 25TH
Wine Walk in the West End.
BrewFest Pre-Party at The Goat Ranch.
Live Band Dance with the Fort Worth Swing Dance Syndicate.
‘Valley of the Dolls’ at Texas Theater.
ONGOING EVENTS
A Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder at the Winspear Opera House, August 16 - 28.
The Novelist on stage at Theatre 3, August 4 - 28.
One Man, Two Guvnors on stage at WaterTower Theatre, August 5 - 28.
Starlight Express on stage at Artisan Center Theatre, through September 3.
I Love You Because at the Addison Theatre Centre, August 11 - September 3.
Don Quixote at the Hip Pocket Theatre, August 12 - September 4.
SummerFest at the Gaylord Texan, this year is Alice in Wonderland themed. Through Sept. 5th.
Eye of the Collector at the Perot Museum, through September 5.
Texas Folk Art at the Amon Carter Museum of American Art, Oct 16 2015 - Sept 19 2016.
Frank Stella: A Retrospective art exhibit at the Modern Art Museum, April 17 - September 18.
Native Texas Butterfly House at the Heard Natural Science Museum, May 28 to September 25.
Path To The Presidency exhibit at the George W. Bush Presidential Center and Library, March 1 - October 9, 2016.
Identity at the Amon Carter Museum, through October 9.
Visions of Antiquity in the 18th Century at the DMA, through October 23.
No Turning Back: The Art of Veryl Goodnight at the National Cowgirl Hall of Fame, through October 30.
Oil’s Well That Ends Well dinner show at Texas Star Dinner Theater in Grapevine through November 2016.
RECURRING EVENTS/COOL THINGS AROUND TOWN
Dallas Games Marathon in Plano every Thursday
Feed The City, hosted by Volunteer North Dallas at Gordon Biersch in Plano, is a public effort to make sandwiches/meals for the homeless. Every first Saturday at 8.30am.
West 7th Farmers Market on Crockett Street in Fort Worth, every Thursday.
Classical Open Mic at Buzzbrews weekly.
The Dallas Swing Dance Society will host lessons and dances on the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Saturdays of the month.
Geeks Who Drink host trivia at various places and locations throughout the Metroplex, including Alamo Drafthouse on Mondays, Cedar Springs Tap House Tuesday at 7, and Bryan Street Tavern Wednesday at 8.
Free Improv Jam Session and Open Mic Night every Tuesday at the Dallas Comedy House, among various other fun activities weekly.
Various shows at the Planetarium at UT Arlington.
Vintage Train Rides in Grapevine.
Various classes are offered at the Dallas Arboretum weekly, everything from silk screening to gardening information to fused glass making.
Pawnee Bill's Wild West Show every weekend at the Stockyards.
Parkour In the Park has free classes every Saturday at the Water Gardens in Fort Worth, Reverchon Park in Dallas, or Robert E. Lee Park in Dallas.
Every Tuesday is Open Mic Night at the Free Man in Deep Ellum.
Every Thursday night is Bingo Night at City Park Café at Main Street Garden.
At Alamo Drafthouse in Richardson every Sunday is Board Game Night and Tuesdays are Tiki Bingo Night.
Stockyards Rodeo every Friday and Saturday night at 8pm in the Stockyards.
Every Saturday is the Coppell Farmers Market in Old Town Coppell.
Tuesday Tease weekly at Sue Ellen’s Dallas.
Trinity Hall has lots of weekly things, like Pub Trivia on Sundays and Texas Hold ‘Em on Mondays.
Book a trapeze class at Skyline Trapeze in Dallas.
Amazing Scavenger Hunt Adventures let you tour Dallas while doing an Amazing Race style scavenger hunt on your smart phone.
Have a great week!
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2016.01.21 09:55 StigMan4 Making a Murderer v. Court Transcripts -- The Power of Selective Editing: Ryan Hillegas, Teresa's Ex

A link to the testimony of Ryan Hillegas, Teresa Halbach's ex-boyfriend (Pgs. 156-196): http://static1.squarespace.com/static/5691be1b25981daa98f417c8/t/569ef1a8d8af102cbcb48df5/1453257129449/Jury-Trial-Transcript-Day-2-2007Feb13.pdf
Compared against "Making a Murderer: Episode 5" (~39:45 - 46:40)
I understand that creative license can be taken to create a more gripping narrative. We know trials and testimony can be dry and boring. There isn't any harm in condensing testimony into the most important facts, but our filmmakers chop up answers and switch questions/answers around to create the impression of a linear progression to heighten suspicion toward certain witnesses.
The production leads into the Hillegas testimony with Buting grilling Fassbender about investigating those close to a victim, such as ex-boyfriends and roommates. Buting states that the police never looked at the people she knew to rule them out as Teresa's killer. [spooky music overlay, cut to Ryan Hillegas on the stand]
-We immediately start off suspicious of Ryan, due to the lead-in.
We begin with parts of the direct examination from Ken Kratz, establishing basic facts of the Ryan/Teresa relationship. After Hillegas details the length of their dating relationship and when they broke up, the film jumps past Ryan's statement that he and Teresa parted on friendly terms and still spoke once every 1 or 2 weeks.
Hillegas details Teresa's living situation and the status of Teresa and Scott Bloedorn as "just roommates." We skip past how close Teresa's old farmhouse is to her parents' house and a description of the RAV4(not important). Hillegas relates how he came to learn of Teresa's disappearance from Scott.
The show skips Ryan mentioning Teresa's list of friends+phone numbers on her computer and jumps to them pulling up her phone records off the internet for any extra calls or numbers. Hillegas details the progression of their efforts through the transcript at different times in his testimony, but the filmmakers leap right to "Ryan and Scott snooped in her internet phone records." Now, this isn't too manipulative yet because it's roughly following the transcript, but what comes next puts the progression of the Nov. 3rd events in a heavily distorted light.
Ryan then says there were a "couple of us" who figured out a username and password which granted them access to Teresa's phone records. At this point the viewer assumes he's talking about himself and Teresa's roommate Scott. Why would these two guys know so much about Teresa Halbach that they could crack her password? Seems creepy, right?
At this point the doc skips to the cross-exam by Jerry Buting.
The direct actually went on much longer than the film shows. Hillegas states that Teresa's female friend Kelly Bitsen was assisting Ryan and Scott at the house. He also says another friend named Lisa came over later in the evening to help. Doesn't sound so weird now, does it? People of both genders cooperating to find a mutual friend. Calling other friends, researching phone numbers, and so on. This continued until midnight or 1 a.m., completely blowing up Reddit theories about Scott/Ryan/Mike Halbach invading Avery Salvage the evening of the 3rd and planting or discovering Teresa's RAV4 and reporting it to Colborn. Hillegas then details the search efforts undertaken over the next several days.
But wait, there's more...back to the doc.
We skip past the defense's questions about Ryan and Teresa's past relationship, with Hillegas stating they mutually broke it off and that he did not desire a resumption of their dating arrangement. Hillegas also details her living arrangement with Scott and his somewhat limited knowledge of Teresa's current lifestyle. He also discusses the events of Halloween week as he recalls them.
Instead, the film brings us to Buting's question about the online search for Teresa's phone records, well into the cross-exam, again skipping mention of the arrival of Teresa's friend Kelly Bitsen at the house. We also skip past Hillegas stating there was an easily accessible list of Teresa Halbach's friends and their phone numbers(Hillegas refers to it as a 'button,' which is probably a desktop icon).
As far as we know from viewing the doc, it's still just Ryan and Scott poking around in Teresa's computer records. [shot of Mike Halbach nervously chewing his fingernails, possibly inserted well out of sequence with an audio overlay of the testimony] We also skip over Hillegas denying accessing/listening to Teresa's voicemails, saying he didn't know the password.
Buting then asks about guessing the password to Teresa's online cellular account to access her phone records. In CAPS will be the excised testimony...it's in the transcript, but not the doc:
[camera on Buting] "Well, we -- ME AND KELLY BITSEN had just kind of [camera switches back to Hillegas, virtually seamless audio editing] figured that it would be something relating to her sisters. I believe -- I think it was their birthdays that got into it for us. I'm not exactly sure what the password was."
Hold up here. There was absolutely no reason to excise "me and Kelly Bitsen" from the testimony. The filmmakers even use editing tricks to remove that bit without the viewers knowing there is a break in the audio. This is a purposeful attempt to make Ryan's testimony seem much more creepy and suspicious than the transcript. Teresa's female friend Kelly assisted in cracking the account password.
The doc also leaves out Hillegas stating that Teresa's phone number (as username) and password were the only entries necessary to access the account. Nothing suspicious here anymore, if you read the transcript.
The show then skips backward in the transcript, after cultivating a (false) strong suspicion of Ryan Hillegas within the viewer, to Buting's question about the events of the weekend preceding Halloween. Hillegas states that he saw Teresa on Sunday, October 30th. She was at the house on the computer when Ryan dropped something off for Scott, but Ryan couldn't remember what time of the day this was. Without Ryan's prior testimony being included in the film about being over at the house semi-regularly and speaking to Teresa semi-regularly, this also seems much more odd than it was in reality. The doc also leaves out that they talked that day about Teresa dressing up as a cowgirl for Halloween.
The doc: Portrayal of meeting as awkward, no conversation mentioned. Ryan possibly being creepy, stopping over when he knows Teresa is home.
The transcript: Normal interaction between two friends as Ryan stops at the house, then leaves after he drops something off for Scott. Big difference.
The doc now skips forward again, past the testimony about figuring out the password. Buting asks Hillegas about the police and how they treated Ryan and Scott as witnesses. They were interviewed together. The doc skips again here; the transcript details Ryan and Scott telling the police they were "friends" of Teresa's, and the police don't dig any deeper that night. Ryan's (longstanding) ex-boyfriend status comes to light in the coming days, during or after the discoveries of evidence at Avery Salvage. Hillegas explained that he didn't think his past relationship with Teresa was important to the search effort. The search effort is detailed a bit more.
The doc picks up again with Buting asking Hillegas if the police ever asked him for an alibi. He replies no. The doc skips over Hillegas specifying that he was asked questions, but not in an interrogatory manner. On screen, Buting then confirms Hillegas was not treated as a suspect and that he, with other searchers, was allowed through checkpoints onto the blocked-off Avery property.
The doc then segues to footage of the search party, omitting Ken Kratz's redirect question confirming that Hillegas was not allowed onto the Avery Salvage property, only into the perimeter area.
Now the doc jumps all the way back to the middle of the initial direct examination, having already made Ryan Hillegas look as suspicious as possible during the cross-exam(which was actually after the direct). Kratz asks Hillegas about helping to lead the search for Teresa and the efforts undertaken.
The camera lingers on Kratz as another audio edit occurs, skipping over Ryan's description of producing and distributing missing person flyers over the wider area. [camera switches back to Ryan] The audio continues with Hillegas describing plans for a road search. Left out is that the search occurred all day Saturday, as the audio skips ahead a bit.
Kratz asks, "Maps of what?" Hillegas responds that the maps are of the Manitowoc area near the Avery property. During this the camera cuts to Kratz and the rest of Hillegas's response is omitted...he continues and says the road search encompasses roads from Hilbert (SW) to Green Bay (NW) to Lake Michigan (E).
This is purposely omitted to make the viewer believe Hillegas was directing the search solely toward the Avery property, which is untrue.
In the doc, Kratz confirms that it's sensible to commit some searchers to the Avery area, considering it's the last place Teresa was seen alive. Kratz's question confirming Hillegas did not feel this was unfair to Steven Avery is omitted. Also omitted is Hillegas detailing the Saturday morning gathering, at which all searchers were given sections of the local regional roads to cover. Again, the filmmakers omit testimony to a wider, blanket search as opposed to an Avery-focused search.
The film picks up with Kratz questioning Hillegas about Pam Sturm, the relative of Teresa Halbach and part-time P.I. who found the RAV4 at Avery Salvage. Omitted is Ryan's testimony that there wasn't much uncovered ground to search once Pam arrived; the doc does include that Sturm pressed to go to Avery Salvage.
The doc then switches back to Buting's cross-exam. It skips Hillegas testifying to the continuation of search efforts in other areas of the region even after the RAV4 was found, only to be halted days later after Teresa Halbach's bones are found in Steven Avery's burn pit.
This is a continuation of the narrative that all efforts were focused on implicating Steven Avery, instead of the truth. Searchers continued to comb every area of the region to find Teresa until her remains were discovered.
The doc shows the questions Buting asked Hillegas about Pam Sturm, confirming she was the only searcher given, or lent, a camera. The doc ends it here, on a note of further suspicion.
On direct examination of Pam Sturm, Kratz confirms that she asked Scott and Ryan to borrow a camera. The doc omits this from Sturm's shown testimony. An implication was made that ::wink wink:: she was given a camera because everyone already knew where the RAV4 was located and she needed to get pictures. The film does not include the very short Q&A which addresses said implication.
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2015.11.19 15:16 tabledresser [Table] IAmA director, writer, & adult performer. My name is Stormy Daniels. Ask Me Anything!

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Questions Answers
What got you started in directing? How did you get some of the main movie channels like Cinemax to run your movies? I was dating another director and started writing scripts for him. One day, I decided I wanted to see if I could take an idea all the way from what I saw in my mind to film. I convinced the owner of Wicked to let me direct a small budget movie. I really only planned to do it once but halfway through the first day, I was completely hooked on directing. That was over 10 years ago.
Hi Stormy! I'm a big fan of your work. How did you end up in the adult film industry? I was a feature dancer and had topped out on rate as a magazine model. The only way to reach the next pay bracket was to do adult movies. I went with a friend to Los Angeles, planning to do a few scenes and was offered a contract with Wicked Pictures. I was supposed to be there for 5 days but I never left.
Is it often or rare that people recognize you in public? Did you ever receive an awkward request or question from such a person? I can go weeks without being recognized and then I will have 10 people in one day. It has always been that way and I have no idea why. People are extremely respectful in public, especially if I'm with my family. I did once have an elderly lady in the grocery store ask me about anal sex.
Since you (literally) do it all, what's the...most difficult...aspect? Performing, directing, producing, financing, editing? Also, with the impact of the internet shrinking budgets, are more folks in the adult film industry doing the same thing, i.e. doing it all?? Writing is the hardest part…it is the seed that starts the whole project. A close second is making the shoot schedule. It is essentially a jigsaw puzzle but with moving expensive pieces. And more people are definitely wearing more than one hat these days. For instance, one of my videographers is also my production manager.
Thanks for doing this AMA! Being a woman director in the adult industry, what (if any) are some challenges you have had since you started performing and directing? My challenges come from the outside…never had an issue with cast or crew. But several reviewers, fans, awards organizations refuse to believe I actually do the job. I've heard more than one snide comment that Wicked just slaps my name on the movie to get attention. It is infuriating.
Hi Stormy, Do you like directing, performing, or writing best and why? I like directing the best. Writing is a close second. My favorite thing about directing is seeing something I only saw in my mind (during the writing) come to life. It is a huge creative thrill for me.
Stormy, Is there any special meaning to your tattoos? Why did you decide to get them at this time in your life? If you were not involved in this industry, what would you of gotten into? Yes, they all have special meaning. I get them when there is something I want to remember, celebrate, appreciate, etc. I'm not sure what you mean by "at this time in my life". I got my first one 15 years ago. Every few years, I've added one.
What is you schedule looking like for next year? Directing 10 features so busy as usual. I will probably be doing significantly less personal appearances/dancing due to my husband being on the road more.
Do male and female porn stars really "go" for as long as it appears? Do they take breaks and then edit it all together in post-production? I can't manage anywhere close to what I see and I'm not sure if it's just me. Some really do have crazy stamina and we will shoot an entire 40 min without stopping once. But that is not the norm…most will take a break or two…at least for a sip of water. I shoot 2 cameras so it doubles the footage.
I love that you are an ambitious woman that works hard but are also very family oriented. How do you balance everything? Lots of coffee and little sleep. I'm lucky to have a partner who has no problem stepping in wherever and whenever. We both often pull double duty while the other is out of town.
Where do you see your career going in the next 5 years? You have done it all, is there anything new to do? I plan to keep becoming a better director. I definitely have not done it all. Every script is a new adventure so it is impossible to ever do it all.
What was the most awkward situation you've had with a fan? A guy asked me to sign his penis at a convention in Finland. He whipped it right out. The saddest part was I could really only initial it.
Stormy, as a Dallas-area resident how awesome would it be if porn was legal to shoot in Texas? Wouldn't that make things a lot easier for all those in the industry that live here? There are not nearly enough industry people who live outside of LA to make shooting in TX feasible. Personally, I moved here so that work and home could be separated.
Thanks for taking the time to do this, stormy! what's your favorite genre to direct in and why? I love comedies the most! It creates such a fun atmosphere on the set…to effectively create a darker movie, the set tends to be a bit more somber.
Who, in your opinion, is Wicked's biggest competition? For many years, my answer would've immediately been Digital Playground but I'm not really sure anymore…probably New Sensations.
Stormy, beside yourself, who do you consider the best acting talent in porn? I've always thought the best actress was Nina Hartley; the best actor, the late Jamie Gillis. I'm far from the best… the three best (current) actors are Steven St. Croix, Tommy Pistol and Brendon Miller. Girls are Allie Haze and the Wicked girls, of course.
You don't give yourself enough credit. You delivered one of the most poignant lines I've ever heard in The Price of Lust. Thank you…not sure what line you're referring to but I'm more proud that I wrote it (whatever it was)
Your favorite co-star? why can't I find any anal scenes of you? Brendon Miller….because there is only one. It is with Asa Akira in Girls Night
I saw "Wanted" and loved it! I sure hope it cleans up at the awards this year! When making the movie, was there any point where you were tempted to try and film a sex scene while you and your partner were riding a horse? Like road head in the Old West? Definitely not. Even I'm not that brave. Besides there were all sorts of crazy rules about how far the horses had to be from the nudity. It was quite strange.
What mainstream star, if any, would you like to have in one of your movies? Either Mariska Hargitay because I admire and adore her…or Chris Hemsworth so I can stare at him.
"There are some things money can't buy. Like making sure horses are nowhere near the naked people. For everything else there's Mastercard." That concept turns me into a flustered philosopher...I Kant Even.. Haha
Is there one particular act in sex that you perform with passion on film, but in real life can't stand (i.e. blow jobs, swallowing, anal)? No…I would NEVER do something on film that I'm not comfortable doing in real life…except maybe reverse cowgirl. haha.
What was your favorite school subject and why? English… I loved all the creative writing assignments
With all the work you do surrounding it, do you ever just get tired of sex in general? Nope…that's the thing about sex. The more you do it, the more you want it.
What's your net worth? I own 5 horses so probably about $10.75.
LMAO. I know some folks with horses, I think they'd love to have a tenner in their pockets. Also, I follow you on twitter, and I wanted to say I was real sorry about what happened with your horses during the shooting of "Wanted". It's a shame y'all had to go through that. Thank you. Worst experience of my life for sure.
Hey Stormy! Xan and I miss you! Any appearances in the South coming up? I will be at the Candy Store in Mobile Dec 10-12.
What's your opinion on Virtual Reality and porn? Is there much interest from Wicked Pictures and yourself? I think it is the next "it" thing.
What is the average budget for one of you movies? What would your ideal budget be? $45k… $100K.
Why do you have fake silicon filled boobs? I don't.
Do you have any more political ambitions? What would you want to say to Donald Trump if you were in a debate with him? #DraftStormy! Definitely not… and shut up.
Hey Stormy fellow Baton Rouge resident here. I know your political career was a short one but would you give David Vitter a blowjob to become governor of Louisiana? Absolutely not. I have no desire to be governor anyway.
If you could only perform in movies or direct movies, which would you choose? Direct.
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2015.06.18 07:13 surfingatwork Table of Contents: Part 1

The Wise Sloth Table of Contents
www.thewisesloth.com
Chapter 1: Sex and Relationships
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/how-to-go-down-on-a-girl
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/04/30/how-to-go-down-on-a-guy
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/01/23/advice-to-virgins
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/08/23/8045
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/09/02/advice-to-men-on-how-to-have-sex-in-the-doggy-style-position
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/10/16/advice-on-the-cowgirl-position
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/06/23/does-size-matter
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/10/17/how-to-be-bad-at-sex
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/02/14/vanilla-advice-to-spice-up-your-sex-life
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/08/14/introduction-to-sex-toys
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/11/11/tips-on-impressing-women
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/11/14/tips-on-impressing-men
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/11/18/tips-on-flirting-with-men-and-women
http://thewisesloth.com/2015/02/16/characteristics-to-look-for-in-a-long-term-romantic-partner
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/25/10-pieces-of-relationship-advice
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/12/10/some-relationship-advice
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/08/03/the-evolution-of-my-definition-of-love
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/02/07/tips-on-internet-dating
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/10/08/stages-of-a-relationship
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/12/30/stages-of-friendship
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/05/05/why-women-like-assholes
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/14/why-men-should-wear-nice-underwear
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/my-theory-on-sexual-morality
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/13/you-need-to-be-a-little-slutty
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/why-i-dont-like-strip-clubs
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/02/21/this-years-ode-to-strip-clubs
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/28/why-would-you-not-masturbate
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/12/23/the-costbenefit-analysis-of-being-fake-to-impress-people
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/11/16/so-basically-youre-saying-that-unhappiness-is-the-key-to-a-succesful-relationship
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/10/17/an-intervention-with-the-modern-woman
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/16/how-to-write-sex-stories-using-a-formula-plot-template
Chapter 2: Self-help and Inspirational
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/03/24/tips-on-happiness
http://thewisesloth.com/2015/02/09/the-confidence-talk
http://thewisesloth.com/2015/05/15/ways-not-to-define-your-self-worth
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/06/01/my-philosophy-on-leadership
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/02/20/my-advice-to-the-younger-generation
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/02/16/advice-on-life
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/12/14/what-you-should-know-about-yourself
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/04/27/why-you-shouldnt-commit-suicide
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/12/14/why-you-should-be-sober
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/09/dear-asshole
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/06/01/its-not-cool-to-be-stupid
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/04/27/signs-youre-old-but-not-necessarily-mature
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/04/27/signs-youre-mature-but-not-necessarily-old
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/demotivationalinspiration
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/05/13/you-might-be-depressed-because-the-system-sucks-not-because-you-suck
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/what-i-learned-about-life-from-working-in-it-part-1
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/what-i-learned-about-life-from-working-in-it-part-2
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/what-i-learned-about-life-from-working-in-it-part-3
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/the-game
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/you
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/you-may-already-be-a-winner
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/piancovollos-traveling-snail
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/look-out-for-number-one-but-dont-step-in-number-two
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/fuck-it-dude-lets-go-bowling
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/aggregate-happiness-and-immediate-karma
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/the-limits-of-psyhcology
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/youre-going-to-die-of-cancer
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/01/26/people-are-important
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/01/29/self-subjugation-is-not-a-virtue
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/29/villains
Chapter 3: How-To
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/7-steps-to-becoming-a-genius/
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/09/01/how-to-become-an-expert-at-anything
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/how-to-go-down-on-a-girl
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/04/30/how-to-go-down-on-a-guy
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/10/17/how-to-be-bad-at-sex
http://thewisesloth.com/2015/03/10/why-your-muscles-hurt-and-tips-on-fixing-them
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/how-to-create-utopia
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/04/my-1-point-solution-to-the-worlds-problems
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/scientific-arguments
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/12/26/how-to-organize-a-field-team-to-solve-a-problem
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/09/dear-asshole
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/how-to-write-a-sotry
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/16/how-to-write-sex-stories-using-a-formula-plot-template
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/29/tips-to-follow-when-calling-your-computer-help-desk
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/biting-the-hand-tha-picks-your-teeth
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/how-to-be-cool
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/03/13/how-to-build-a-floating-island
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/11/09/how-to-escape-poverty
Chapter 4: Writing/Creativity
http://www.scribd.com/doc/114969606/Writing-the-Wise-Sloth-Way
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/04/30/free-offer-i-will-analyze-the-plot-structure-of-your-short-story/
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/01/29/the-wise-sloth-formula-plot-template
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/12/04/formula-plot-storyboard
http://thewisesloth.com/2015/01/28/choose-your-own-adventure-templates-and-prompts
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/10/12/the-36-adventures-of-captain-buigardo-a-choose-your-own-adventure-formula-plot-template-writing-prompt
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/06/20/notes-on-writing-sitcoms-using-a-formula-plot-template
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/11/17/4-simple-formula-plot-templates
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/16/how-to-write-sex-stories-using-a-formula-plot-template
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/02/12/the-mechanic-a-parable-about-story-telling
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/how-to-write-a-sotry
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/09/27/does-substance-abuse-make-you-a-better-writer
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/02/07/16-tips-to-overcoming-writers-block
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/04/12/10-reasons-why-writers-should-blog
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/09/19/why-grammar-is-important
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/11/17/understanding-and-communication-101
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/11-thingsi-learned-from-blogging-on-myspace
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/10/24/why-you-shouldnt-mock-aspiring-writers
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/12/22/the-science-of-thought
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/11/08/how-do-you-eat-an-elephant
Chapter 5: Religion is Mythology
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/02/15/a-short-summary-of-the-bible
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/03/29/10-scriptures-that-reveal-the-bible-is-mythology
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/05/24/christianity-is-mythology-or-a-hamburger-is-a-hamburger
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/11/26/10-reasons-im-extremely-hesitant-to-debate-christians
http://thewisesloth.com/2013/05/24/why-you-shouldnt-respect-religious-beliefs
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/09/02/15-signs-your-church-is-a-cult
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/04/05/christian-billboards-i-wish-atheists-would-make
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/11/12/christians-you-believe-in-science
http://thewisesloth.com/2011/07/06/10-signs-you-should-stop-pretending-to-be-a-christian
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/03/18/10-ways-the-bible-will-literally-drive-your-children-insane
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/05/22/7-ways-the-bible-will-make-you-an-immoral-person
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/6-ways-religion-ruins-society
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/05/11/things-christians-have-to-worry-about-that-nonbelievers-dont
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/11/20/reasons-to-be-kind-outside-of-religion
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/05/09/disproving-the-bible-with-sex
http://thewisesloth.com/2010/05/21/how-christianity-was-largely-responsible-for-the-holocaust
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/02/26/you-can-achieve-the-benefits-of-christianity-without-believing-in-mythology
http://thewisesloth.com/2014/02/20/its-time-to-stop-mutilating-baby-boys-genitals
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/12/14/is-god-a-lover-or-a-fighter
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/can-i-get-a-witness
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/12/19/religion-101-final-exam
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/12/19/prophets-and-cognitive-dissonance
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/11/23/10-tips-to-being-a-better-christian-witness-on-the-interent
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/spit-in-one-hand-and-pray-in-the-other-see-which-one-fills-up-faster
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/30/hh-stands-for-hes-a-hypocrite
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/29/a-more-realistic-take-on-the-10-commandments
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/29/traditional-family-illusions
http://thewisesloth.com/2009/10/28/what-is-sin
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/04/09/its-time-to-stop-celebrating-easter
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/12/08/its-time-to-stop-celebrating-christmas
http://thewisesloth.com/2012/08/03/inequality-appreciation-day
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